Burger King
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The /B/urger King is an evil homosexual man with a plastic face who runs around terrorising the Burger populace. It is speculated that he took control of the Burger underground by viciously murdering long-time crime boss The Hamburglar with nothing but a spork and a smile. He made him eat his own fucking head while his wife watched, sobbing. The video can still be seen for $3.95 if you look hard enough for it. That's fuckin' cold blooded seven fourteen. They should charge at least $9.99 for that kind of shit. It's worth it.
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[edit] The King's Press Conference
[edit] About The King
He is known for shouting his catchphrase at the top of his Burger lungs in order to scare all of the little Burger children in the little Burger villages. The words that seem to echo into the night are "Where is your God now?" It is rumored that the Burger King is a Power Bottom, illogicopedia's all about the motherfuckin' Clam, and don't you fucking forget it!! His favorite pastime is sneaking into other men's hotel rooms at night and penetrating them in their sleep.
Perhaps out of fear, the restaurants named after Burger King are over 9000 times cleaner than your average McDonalds. Burger King burgers are better than McDonald's burgers, because that's how Burger King likes it, and nobody's going to go toe-to-toe with Burger King. (Karl Rove is a possible exception, but this has not yet been tested.)
God could not be reached for comment. Jesus, however, had this to say: "I look into those eyes...those eyes. I do start to wonder where Dad is, now."
[edit] The King Delivers
What happens when you deny the Ghetto community their motha fuckin whopper! (Thank god he didn't ask for a chikin sammich.)
