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Burger the Angry Cat

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For whatever reason, cats on the internet have been entertaining people with single-digit IQs since the dawn of time. Being the internet, there are plenty of people out there who would prefer to see something being tortured - the smaller and fluffier, the better. So we are left with a combination of the cute, the sick, and the utterly pointless.

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[edit] Burger

Burger the Angry Cat is the angriest of the angry Cats to ever see daylight. He is possessed, and will have not be able to be exorcised by the Pope.

Burger will rape your children, burn down your house, eat you, and then tell you about it. "LOL", he will say, "I 8 U."

Burger hates people.

Burger hates jews, niggers, and fags.

Burger hates other cats.

Burger hates us for putting him up on ED.

Burger is in the SS, yes they're still around.

Burger is the feline version of Angry German Kid - who is already the reincarnation of Hitler. Remember, a cat is fine too.

Burger will kill you all.

[edit] The Burger Videos

The original video of a very very angry kitty:

MOAR

[edit] MEOWARCHY

Armed with many, many clips of cats floating around youtube of cats being tormented, Anticyclonic put up several clips of cats hissing, spitting, yowling, screeching and clawing like orgasmic furries on the interbutts, much to the annoyance of animal lovers everywhere.

[edit] Teh Videos in all their Glory

[edit] See Also


Image:Ytseries logo.png Burger the Angry Cat is part of a series on YouTube   
Visit the YouTube Portal for complete coverage.   


Image:pooranimals_icon.gif Burger the Angry Cat is part of a series on bad things happening to animals.

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