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Butterface

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The term Butterface refers to a male or female of the human species who possesses a nice body, yet ... but her face. *Sometimes known as a brown bag special.

Butterfaces also don't need to be just the grotesque, zit filled kind. The homely, plain-jane type faces also qualify and often include features such as a fivehead, jowls, bulbous nose, even poor make-up, which are all major turnoffs. At least the definition of a true butterface means you are guaranteed a hot body to use for your sexual pleasures.

Tip: Most Butterfaces are easy, so willing to do those kinky and taboo things you would never dare ask your GF or SO to perform.

Good example of butterface.
Good example of butterface.
Butterfix'd.
Butterfix'd.

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In the Wild

Butterfaces tend to be extremely horny, but their hideous features prevent them from getting any cock in pussy action. As a result, they are highly adept at plying prospective partners with alcohol or other substances. Be prepared for this if you ever encounter a butterface face-to-face. She will do everything within her power to have you satisfy her lust, and whether you like it or not, within minutes you will be sucking helplessly on her crooked green mouth. So you may as well lay back and enjoy it.
Nvm; less face plz
Nvm; less face plz


omg moar face nao plx
omg moar face nao plx

OTI

With a powerful arsenal of camwhore techniques at the ready, the internets butterface is virtually undetectable. Paranoia regarding this stealth ugliness is such that some now choose to outright deny the existence of girls.


Not to be confused with






Fiveheads are usually butterfaces.
Fiveheads are usually butterfaces.
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it's awwwwwright

Easily confused with


Famous Butterfaces

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