ALL CAPS
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Typing in All Caps is the awesomest thing evar. Just by pressing the the "Caps Lock" button and then proceeding to type normally, you'll soon become noticed by everyone. People will start taking you more seriously OL and you'll soon become an important and respected internets user. They will find everything you say terribly interesting and insightful, members of all genders will want to have sex with you and you'll become extremely good in bed. See left for instructions. Not only will it do all these things and more, it will also make you sound like Samuel Jackson, just like in his movies. An unfortunate side effect to this great addition condition is yelling "Motherfucker", "Fucking Racists", "Fuck You, Nigga" and "Bitch Please". Also take it to the next level, if you fucking dare.
One of the biggest problems that non-1337 people face when they're trying the All Caps method for the first time is that it might take a while to stop hitting the Shift key accidently.
Commonly used by AOLers in chatrooms, 419 scammers in their emails, and pussy death chain post senders on myspace.
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[edit] Trivia
- Doing a google image search for "caps lock is cruise control for cool" finds just one page that's almost entirely hentai.
- Billy Mays and Barry Scott are the only human being to advertise in all caps... verbally.
- It's also fun to type in caps lock because when you read it it's like screaming inside a person's head! Power!!
- Typing in all caps will give you an erection!!
- Fatman scoop raps in Caps Lock, and appears to be stuck on Caps Lock IRL.
- Barry Scott types in all caps (see Cillit Bang)
- Typing in caps makes you row faster, helpful if you're a rower [TOM].
- If it were not for Jesus being a Jew, he would have typed in all caps.
- Intarnet drama king Shut Up And Die is most notorious for typing in all caps.
- Typing in all caps related to typing regularly presented in this simple inequality: all caps > not all caps.
- Your Caps Lock key is nao in all caps. This is the greatest intarweb jew conspiracy.
- There is also a little-know cult about Death note: Caps Lock DN. They spend most of their time trolling ISketch for the lulz. They have only one rule: "CAPS or be kicked".
- Caps Lock is Cruise Control for Cool!!
- Jesus used all caps when he was murdered on the cross!!!
- The script of the movie 300 is writen in all caps.
- Typing in all caps immediately makes you invulnerable to pain and surprise buttseks!! (>^^(>*o*)>
[edit] Caps Lock Day
Caps Lock day is October 22
[edit] HTML
Adding <div style="text-transform: uppercase;"> to the top of anything with text is sure to piss people off.
[edit] Incorrect usage
[edit] See Also
- AOL
- Extreme advertising
- ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
- Used by incoherent furries
- Alsoby animu fangirls
- Tabloids are a form of old media that uses allcaps to catch your attention
- Slipknot fans
- ICP Fans (it is also well known these fgts replace 's' with 'z' because they have shit for brains)
- CAPS
[edit] External links
- A popular website that uses All Caps to become noticed
- A real-life testimony on the awesomeness of all caps
- This paeg on gay version
- Your attention has been caught
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