CP

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

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CP? On Wednesday? It's more likely than you think.

Dick Cheney on vacation.

Not CP

Because of this image, all other images on Ebaums contain child pornography

CP cup

CP in Blood!

Child Pornography, or CP is what pedophiles masturbate to on the internet. It is estimated that 63% of all information traded on the Gnutella network is child pornography.

Child Pornography and posting it is as close as one can get to trolling on Ebaumsworld. However, it should be noted, having child pornography for any reason, even for a perfectly reasonable reason like trolling, can earn you an IRL banhammer for life in most western countries (though not in Japan).

The FBI will trade you CP for butthurt to the third degree. Public humiliation and shunning are just the pre-trial fun. Even murderers and rapists look down on pedophiles, so on the plus side, your sentence might be shorter than you'd expected. Let's be honest - the only reason you would really have it anyway would be to relive the past memories of that hunting trip when you were five.

ZOMG, THEY'RE REQUESTING CP, WHAT DO?

If this happens, there are three possibilities for what's happening; that it is a slow day at the FBI HQ and they are looking to make a few pickups, that it is a troll or lastly, and in light of recent events this is highly probable, that Snacks is back, and that he wants MOAR CP to fap with.

Sage is only good for covering up hippy stink. The appropriate response to a CP request is to either post one of the following classic CPs, or come up with some of your own. Go ahead - feed the trolls.

CP gallery

chris pine Captivate-CS3 Communist Party Cedar Point

Concert Pianist Do U get the bear? Cat Poop Captain Picard Castrated Penis Captain Planet Catching Predators Cotton Picker Colored President Clown Porn. (Just as disturbing, yet somehow still legal) Civil Protection Coon Property Cyan Purse Cooter Pie Fashion designer Cassette Playa Failbook is great if you like CP! Where sick fucks get CP And alternately]] Cool Person Creatine Phosphate, the chemical CP Cheerleading Pirate City Paper Chicken Porn Crack Pipe Cinderella's Prince Cunt Punt Copy Pasta Carl Palmer Coloring Pencils Canadian Pacific Train. Cooler People Closed Pool CP cup. Canadian Pornographer Cerebral Palsy Corporal Punishment Competitive Players Cartesian Plane CP - Now available in crates Crud Puppy Child's Play Control Point Cookie Puss Camp for aspiring child pornography stars Chord Progression

Now more versatile.

ZOMG, I'M POSTING CP

If you wish to supply your fellow Anons with actual CP then it is advisable to enclose it in a passworded rar, post it, then kill yourself before you get the irl banhammer. Fapping to CP on /b/ is considered a rite of passage. Do it and you truly are one of the damned and will forever be a /b/rother. Unless you're a furry or a dickgirl.

CP? In my /b/?

No more CP for you The ultimate sauce for CP CP gets you banned You SICK FUCK!

Soooo worth it! Start up the van! pr0n? Fuck them, fuck them! Nowhere is safe. Asking for it. OH NOEZ!!!!!11!!1

See Also

• Pedobear
• R@ygold
• Lolicon
• 12chan
• Einsidler
• FBI

External Links

• Even Wired loves CP
• NYSE:CP Publicly traded - invest today!

CP is part of a series on Child Abuse	Main Players Pedobear • Shotacat • Captain Crunch • Children • Chris Hansen • FBI • Internet Watch Foundation • Perverted-Justice • Lolita • Partyvan • Pedophile
	Types of CP Ameriloli • Amerishota • Baby fuck • Jailbait • Lolicon • Shotacon • Toddlercon
	V& Pedophiles Alan The Panda • Andrew Erickson • Creepy Phil • Chris Forcand • Debra Lafave • Douglas L Payne Jr • Dwight Whorley • Dylan Thomas • Edarem • Gary Glitter • John Forehand • John Mark Karr • Josef Fritzl • KK • MyIDIsPhat • Nathan Keefer • Nathaniel Nurnberg • ohbutyouwillpet • Raygold • Richard Bullis • Swirl Face
	UnV& Pedophiles Andy Maher • Bikerfox • Christopher • Comicality • Didaskalos • Dynacatlovesme • Erik Möller • Irish282 • LittleCloud • Logansperman2 • M. Chaos • Magicrich • Michael Jackson • Nathanr • Riverman72 • Sam DeathWalker • Sam Rassenfoss • Scientology • TheAmazingAtheist • Trap-kun • Tyciol • Updownmostly • Woody Allen • W. T. Snacks • Young Tubers United • Ytask • Zaiger
	Related Topics 7chan • 12chan • Aqua Dots • Childlove • Christian Boy Love Forum • Crystal Shinkle • Lesbian pedophilia • Mr. Bucket • NAMBLA • Not4chan • Preteen pageant • Teresa Cooper • The Forbidden Realms • WWOEC

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