Cakefarts
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Cakefarts is a rather lulzy site that is celebrates two all-American past-times: baking cakes and farting. While it pales in comparison to lulzier videos such as swap.avi and 2girls1cup, it's the best that American ingenuity and know-how can come up with on the wholesome family video front. The site features a companion site, *'meatloaf farts' and also 'pudding farts'.
The video starts out plain enough - with a pan out of a chocolate cake. If it wasn't for the sex personals on the side, one would easily mistake this for Martha Stewart. Until the hostess shows up naked from the waist down. She then proceeds to sit in the cake and fart. She slides around in the cake, making sure that her crack is packed with just the right amount of fudge icing and moist chocolate cake to ensure that perfect acoustical balance between cake and flatus. Sometimes she raises up enough to show the viewer her sphincter opening during the release. It looks rather like the Alien having that second set of jaws pop out of its mouth.
Unfortunately the video is only 1:49, which is a mere half of its original version, which also contains a section where she smears peanutbutter on her twat and anus and farts on it. The full version is 4:12 long and is found on a free share server http://rapidshare.com/files/120268649/cake.wmv.html
Copycat Cakefarting acts have been featured recently on popular radio shows, such as the Howard Stern Show on Septmeber 15 and the Opie & Anthony show earlier this month, on Sep 5th. On the O&A show, a young woman was inserted with a straw up her ass and she blew it on the cake. The Stern Show featured a porn star in her 60's sitting on a cake and farting loud.
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- [1]The full version containing 'peanut butter farts' section - free download
- [2] 'meatloaf fart video'
- [3] Cakefarts for all on Howard Stern Show
- [4]O&A presents 'cake farts'
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