Vietnam
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Vietnam is a God-forsaken commieland known for beating the US at war, located in South-East Asia. Their government today is basically a classic Communist state. So, like Jews, they control everything from what you say to their countries media.
After the Vietnam War, many gooks (the nickname for the Vietnamese people given by the US soldiers; unaware that the nickname came from the Korean War) migrated to the USA with the defeated soldiers, some escaping later. The basic reason for escape Vietnam was fear of being executed by the Communists that are about to take over, so it was out of Liberalphobia. Due to this phobia, these gooks were unaware that the USA had more Liberals then South-East Asia combined. But many of these gooks made it Ok in USA. Working in beauty salons, as math teachers, even some of the migrant's daughters can be seen getting banged by big black cocks on the internet.
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[edit] Geography
Vietnam is split into 8 parts, 4 of which were complete failures, now owned by China:
- North Vietnam, who are the Communist bad guys. Liberals root for them. See also: communism
- South Vietnam, who are the ones the United States likes. They also allegedly have an army of posers.
- Nebraska.
- New Nebraska
[edit] People
Vietnam is populated by gooks and commies. All Vietnamese people are prostitutes, and for five dollah, they will love you long time. Due to this, they are often mixed up with Thailand. The difference between the two is that everyone in Thailand is a trap.
All Vietnamese people are named either Charlie or Steven Nguyen.
[edit] History
Vietnam was once ruled by a horde of midgets. After a massive war fought between the vertically challenged ruling class and an army of mice, the Vietnamese people asserted their independence from their rulers and started their own country.
Unfortunately, the Vietnamese people aren't capable of fighting people over their own height, so they were consequently ruled by France, Japan, and Chinese.
Sometime Last Thursday, the Communists took over. The United States then arrived to try and fix the problem, but John Kerry had to go and fuck it up.
[edit] Culture and Cuisine
Vietnam has no culture. T3h commies eliminated all traces of it long ago, with the assistance of their good friend and environmental activist Pol Pot, who was well known for his love of hiking and the outdoors.
During the aforementioned Vietnam Police Action, the entire country had its foliage shaved bald by Agent Orange, a potent variant of Kool Aid developed by an elite team of LA Crips under the employ of the US Military. Thus, many thousands of immigrants got the bright idea to move to UNITINU and open up soup shops marketed towards hipsters and other displaced azns. Known as Phở (Commonly mispronounced: rhymes with "Jameth"), this soup is made primarily by boiling such things as cow's stomach lining and camel spider semen in a toilet bowl. Crackers now regularly slurp down the culinary equivalent of jenkem for nine bucks a bowl, while the Vietnamese go eat for a buck and a half at McDonald's and hoard all the jew gold they extract from the dumb Americunts for a rainy day. The citizens of Soviet Canuckistan are known to be duped into eating this crap also, since eating nothing but Caribu and bagged milk all day can get old real fast.
Vietnam is also another great place to hire 13 year old boys to gold-farm or make free Adidas for you and your loved ones. In fact, Alex Wuori hired one recently at ten cents an hour to invent moar passwords for him. Fucking luser. Dog, Cat, and aborted human fetus are very popular cuisines in Vietnam, as well as all of Asia.
[edit] Today
Liberal types often mispronounce Vietnam as Iraq. This is why liberals are borderline retarded. Thus, they often bring this up in every LiveJournal political discussion about the Iraq War.
In recent years, Vietnam has benefitted from a growing and thriving economy. The main impetus behind this, is that Vietnam's economy is fueled by dongs. The Vietnam Dong currently trades at a dollar-to-dong ratio of 1:over 9000. That's a lot of dong for your dollar. LOL dONGz
[edit] See Also
 one hundred dongs |
 two hundred dongs |
 five hundred dongs |
