Cameron Grant
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Cameron Grant AKA cam AKA nephrozym was not just an Internet retard, but also a true IRL retard, being paralysed from his neck down.
Despite this severe and profoundly unfunny handicap for which he would've been thrown on the mortician's cartwheel even fifty years ago, cam still managed to be a principal developer of the FreeBSD sound system, perhaps proving beyond any doubt that any retard could be a valuble contributor to the Open Source movement.
On March 20th of the year of the Rooster, his supposed life companion finally tired of wiping his ass and decided to suffocate him. As his page notes: The results of the post-mortem are in and show that Cam died of a pulmonary arterial embolism. It's something that can happen to anyone, although his condition put him in a slightly higher risk group. Indeed.
You might not have enjoyed his anal rants on LJ, but there is no denying his contributions to the FreeBSD sound system. He was truly an Open Source icon.
Perhaps they'll get another retard to continue his work; if all goes as hoped they will be including the pcm driver in GENERIC around the year 2027.
