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The Camrose Cat Killers are four little fucking brats in Camrose, Alberta, Canadia who microwaved their neighbors poor, non-asthma inducing, innocent, cute, and all around adorable kitty cat named Princess - like they were reenacting that stupid urban legend with the poodle.

Then they wrote "Nice cat, look in the microwave!" all over the walls. Dickweeds.

The Canadian government, in their brilliant wisdom, says that publishing the names of juveniles arrested for crimes is a crime. Fuck that: Out the little bastards. Eat a dick, Canadan government.

Contents 1 Ruiners of Caturday 2 Vengeance 3 Junctions to see 4 The Perpetrators

Ruiners of Caturday

• Sam Sheppard
• Jordan Ryans
• Mac Ryans
• Jesse Gillis

Vengeance

Internets tube junctions, like Facebook and Nexopia, immediately rose up and formed the hate forums. Even Bill Cosby hated them and refused to send pudding pops. The Canadian version of The Man showed up in the small town, going from house to house warning people not to name names. When he found the Facebook posts, he went to the posters' homes and threatened little children with jail time unless they used their accounts to delete the names from Facebook. Then, with the information on the names nowhere to be found, internutters went even more nutters, even offering rewards for the names[1].

Junctions to see

• Camrose Cat Killers - Prosecute them as adults!
• More story!

The Perpetrators

• It's not illegal to identify them in Japan ;)

Camrose Cat Killers is part of a series on Bad things to happen to animals	Basic Concepts Furry • Bestiality • Taxidermy • Animal Abuse
	Opposing Concepts and Causes Animal rights • Vegetarian • Animal Liberation Front • Carlos Sousa Jr • Camille Marino • Dave Warwak • Death Cat • Steve Irwin • PETA
	BestiLOLity in Action Poeticirony • Crusadercat • Darkhorseman • Dracoguard • Esachasa • Mr. Hands • WolfJLupus • Chibiabos • Charles-wolfman • ShadoWolffess • Snover • Skylos • Marry Your Pet • Neuticles.com • Dalhusky • Cory Williamson • Abbie Hawkins
	Why We Don't Have Nice Things Alcohol • Alisa Kuzmenko • Michael Vick, a.k.a. Ron Mexico • Camrose Cat Killers • Chevy the Therapy Dog • Cheyenne Cherry • City glitter • LinktheWolf • Staredog • Tinkebell • Wang Jeu • Zeriara • Zippocat • NEDM • David Motari • "Mudkips" the cat • Bonsai Kitten • Japanese Bug Fights • Heaven • Kenny Glenn • Travis the Killer Chimp • Tyler Weinman • Marvin Morvan and Alex Teniola