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Capcom, short for Crapcom, are the makers of such amazing games as:

• Street Fighter 2
• Megaman
• Dead Rising

Did we say amazing?

Sorry.

[edit] See Also

• Capcom BBS
• Resident Evil 3
• Resident Evil Outbreak
• Resident Evil 4

[edit] External Links

• SONY fanboys BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW after SONY loses exclusivity over Devil May Cry 4. Many lulz have ensued.

[edit] Examples

Devil May cry is an exclusive the PS3 needs to help it along its path to becoming a viable next gen system, it is not the only game needed, but is still very helpful to the PS3s line-up. Multi-platform releases may help Capcom make more money initially,but it also contributes to the destruction of a gaming system and the over-all dumbing down of game quality that occurs from multi-platform releases. If Capcom chooses to release DMC4 in a multiplatform matter I will boycott their games.

Fucking hilariously named user CoMMonSense had this to say on this delicate issue:

"THATS IT F*CK THIS IM BOUT TO GO ALL F*UCKING OUT ON DIS COMMENT I AM SICK OF CAPCOM I HATE IT IM GONNA GATHER UP ALL MY CAPCOM GAME AND PUT UM IN A PILE WITH DMC ON TOP AND TAKE IT TO CAPCOMS CENTER AND BURN THE GAMES ALONG WITH THE REST OF CAPCOM THEN GO TO MEXICO WHERE I CANT BE HARMED BY SONY HATERS/CAPCOM LOVERS CAUSE IN MEXICO ALL CRIMES U DO IN OTHER COUNTRIES WELL DA MEXICAN GOVERNMENT CANT DO ANYTHING BOUT IT B!TCHES. AND IM F*CKIN SERIOUS TOO.IF CAPCOM RELEASES F.CKIN DMC 4 ON DAT HORRIBLE LOOKING SHI.T 36O I MA BURN THEIR SHI.TY BASE AND MURDER BILL GATES FOR A F*CKIN GAME AND IM CRAZY ENOUGH TO DO IT B!TCHES SO FU.CK 360 AND FU.CK MICROSOFT CAUSE THE ONLY GOOD EXCLUSIVES THEY EVER HAD ARE THE HALO SERIES AND NINJA GAIDEN AND GUESS WAT THEY DONT HAVE NINJA GAIDEN ANYMORE.THATS RIGHT HOORAY CAUSE NINJA GAIDEN IS WAY BETTER THAN DMC SO TEAM NINJA COMES OUT SMARTER THAN CAPCOM SO FU.CK DMC CAUSE PS3 HAS A WAY BETTER GAME AND DONT NEED DMC I DONT KNOW WHY THIS PETITION IS STILL GOING ON.PS3=KING"

Bill Gates and the Microsoft base have yet to respond to this impending threat. The Mexican government was too busy tricking nubs into trading their guns for Xboxes to comment.

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