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Captricosakara

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Come on, it's just a LITTLE obvious.

CaptRicoSakara, or Christopher Richard Gay to his pffft, "friends," is a self-confessed fat little Star Trek nerd, who spends most of his time either jacking off to loli, incest, or large amounts of pubic bush. Apparently, these things get him off quicker than a vacuum to the knob, so he specializes in taking over-priced commissions (which mainly consist of edits of TheFuckingDevil's work) for images of said sexual debauchery. His main character is Blue Tails, whom has a sister, Blue Tails With a Cunt.

[edit] New Levels of Sad

Now while admitting that you pose-steal, and that you're fat and short (99% of FagsAffronted are though), this pales in comparison to Rico's next trick. Sometime around late September/early October, Gay put up a journal, indicating how it was his birthday coming up soon. Fair enough, but ASKING FOR BIRTHDAY PRESENTS OF YOUR RECOLORS constitutes epic FAILure on your part.

Desperation sets in!

“	My 25th Birthday is coming up in October (the 13th to be more precised), and I was wondering if anyone can make me some giftart for my birthday. Now if anyone IS interested, all I want a pic of either Rico, Rika, or Kitana, or all three characters as Team Sakara. They can be doing anything, the content can be cleanart or porn.	„
—CaptRicoSakara's Journal

Now as if asking publicly for gift-art wasn't enough of a dick move, Gay figures that not enough people read his journal, so he randomly visited a few dozen people's accounts, and NOTES them the fucking journal entry. Oh Gay, you sad strange little man.