Cat on a keyboard in space

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Catonkeyboardinspace

Catonkeyboardinspace, or space cat as he has become known to some, is a fearless conquerer intent on capturing the universe planet by planet, and eventually the internet. Although the first sightings of catonkeyboardinspace weren't made on the internet until recently, it is believed that he has been ruling planets and be-heading his victims for over several centuries. Space cat was popularized by www.ytmnd.com in such ytmnd's as http://theuniverseisunderattack.ytmnd.com/ and http://whatyouseewhenyoudie.ytmnd.com/, and it is believed that he will soon be arriving on Earth to destroy our pitiful civilization.

Wesley Robinson of the Seven Seas

A man named Wesley Robinson of the Seven Seas has written a survival guide on Space Cat. He has studied the battle tactics and wars in which space cat was involved, and has come to one conclusion. If you see catonkeyboardinspace, it is best to prepare yourself for death. Begging for mercy, running, and fighting back have always resulted in brutal deaths, oftentimes slow and painful. Space Cat's tendency to place his victim's heads on space poles and casting them out into the open is a grim reminder of his tyranny and power.

What You See When You Die

It is said that when you die you see Catonkeyboardinspace. Recent evidence has shown that Space Cat has recently conquered Hell, making these reports likely. There is very little dispute over Space Cat's intentions here, which are to torture his victims even in the afterlife. Space Cat's victims include Stephanie(http://deathcomestolazytown.ytmnd.com/) and Bill Gates' clone.