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Video games are like RPGs, only all you need is a computer, instead of two dozen dice of various shapes and sizes, 30 fifty-page-books that cost 80 dollars each, character sheets that take five hours to make, graph paper, a latex battle map, pencils, and a half-dozen unorganized sociopathic friends. A video game is traditionally played in one 12 to 48-hour sitting while on a buzz created from a combination of Mountain Dew, Doritos, American beer, and schwag. It used to cost a quarter to play video games, but now it costs 350 dollars. People who pay that are fucking retards, because you can get pirated versions online for free, and you should spend your money on better things, like charity, marijuana, LSD, books, and whores.

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