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Cbee

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Cbee is a furfag austrilian artist that draws a lot of StarFox fanart and often gets angry at any commentary slightly critiquing his work. He likes to delete his art pages and make fun of various websites that banned him.

Cbee is best known for a 'meme' he 'created' by drawing Krystal eating a sammich.

1 Info
2 IRC Incident
3 Images
4 Other Info
5 External Links

[edit] Info

Cbee caused even more butthurt when Pinkuh from FA decided to ban him for the meme craze sweeping the website. He in turn had his faggy fanbase defend him- as Cbee has little room to defend himself. His little posse includes Arcuturus and ex-admin for FurAffinity.

Almost everything about Cbee is known through Arcturus who is no less of a shitty emo fagtard. So wherever Arcturus is, Cbee is usually close by. Arcturus liked drawing dragon porn and shitty 3-d shit once known as Sphlex on DA. From there he BAAAAAAAW'D off to SheezyArt and made a bunch of shitty accounts. Similarly doing so on FurryArtPile. Arcturus also made the website ArtPLZ and E621, aka- wannabe Fchan.

Also in his arsenal is Mellis, another artist that is off again- on again.The three of them are the TOUGHESTMUTHAFUCKAS THIS SIDE OF 4CHAN.Fuck with them and your likely to get your ass rammed by a kangaroo (You know, in drawing form.) As being the true gangsta dey is- they pretty much shit on 'once' good friends. They also BAND TOGETHER TO FORM, Super Annoying E-Fag that spew Emo-LAZORS. Seriously, so much as fucking look at Cbee's art wrong and they will hunt your ass down.Boy, you wouldn't want to meet them in a dark chatwindow, nuh -uh.

CBee and Arcturus going apeshit

Cbee REALLY REALLY REALLY hates fucking everyone. He is so full of hate he is brusting at the seems with it. Cbee is probably a retarded overweight kangaroo humping bastard - as most of his art is fat furryshit. Cbee has very selective taste, Cbee is incredibly refined, he is intelligent,well written and a very terrible force to reckoned with.But mind you, he half-asses everything so he gets his fucktardo gang to 'bully' everyone else. (Meet Arcturus and Mellis biatches.) It is rumored that Cbee once got a Wallabee stuck up his ass when it tried to mount him. Cbee is a massive emo lardo so he's probably pulling a Lemmywinks.This may explain his pure and absolutely irrational hatred and emo-ness to the world. Either that or he is trying to be cool. Despite this - Cbee is moderately a good artist, even if most his shit is about fatfurries and their incestuous needs to fuck one another. Aswell as shitloads of lardo Krstyal shoving burgers down her throat with a joystick up her ass or some sort of guro shit regarding a cheesegrater.

Cbee usually is way too emo to post his own shitty chub art. So generally he gives it to Arcturus who faggotly places it on his FA for moar hits. The two claim to hate FA, Jesus, furries, life, not bleeding by their rusty razors and civility with a passion. Though they hate certain websites they continue to keep their accounts up just to be butthurt faggots. Cbee claims to be a troll—much like Arcturus, unfortunately they fail at that too. Cbee has a huge collection of rusty razors he likes to keep handy so he can slice his chubby legs whenever someone complains about him being a huge baby vomiting e-drama.

Cbee and his possee also hate a variation of artists. Bernal, E.Schwartz and probably some other shit we can't be bothered to look up. Most importantly Cbee hides under the veil- I mean- Arcturus' skirt and keeps much of his pathetic life under wraps. THIS MEANS MASS DELETE, MASS DELETE.

Cbe wants us all to know, Art isn't suppose to be fun. ART IS SUFFERING !!!!!11

[edit] IRC Incident

Arturus decided to make a website named ArtPLZ along with Nobuyuki, Skeeter, Nrr, Jig, Mellis, Enlil, Arshenei who hug out in a big fagfactory on IRC.

He decided to kickban everyone in the channel then puppeted Cbee to tell Nobuyuki,Nrr and Arshenei (who were coding and moderating ArtPLZ) that they were expendable from the project.

THIS CAUSED MASSIVE BUTTHURT.

Skeeter, Nobuyuki, Arshenei, Nrr made a new IRC channel and told Cbee, Mellis, Jig and Arcturus to fuckoffgetaidsanddieinacarfire. Essentially causing the massive split of the once 'tight' group. Needless to say, Arturus still runs an IRC channel for his Fchan wannabe art-board named e621.net and Cbee still follows him around. It's hard to say who is assfucking who. As long as Cbee continues to draw porn for his FEW SELECT SPECIALIZED FRIENDS their probably continue to be e-fags and defend him from lulz on the interwebz.

[edit] Images

What CUT CUT CUT CUT.	That's teachin' em.	Cbee draws LOTS of Krystal =^_^=	Kangaroos is good fuckin's.
WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND MY UNREASONABLE RAGE TOWARDS YOU?	THE ANATOMY OF THIS IS MINDBOGGLING.	Cbee h8s Sabrina.	Mellis being a good drone.
ALSO GURO.	Somehow this is a lot fuckin geekier then other Krystal art.