Ceiling Cat

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Beware, indeed.

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[edit] Overview

Ceiling Cat refers to a photographic image of a concerned-looking cat whose head appears poking out through a hole in a ceiling. This image has become universally recognized by all denizens of the Tubes as a sign of wonder, an icon of fear, and a source of lulz. In the mythos of memedom, Ceiling Cat is the analog of God.

[edit] Mythology and Powers

Ceiling cat is known to teleport between houses and poke his head through holes in the ceiling to watch people masturbate. If there's no hole in your ceiling, he'll make one. This is quite controversial as some are led to believe that Jews are trying to steal their ceilings, and then sell the material for profit. But, if Ceiling Cat does not approve of something, he is known to destroy entire planets with his jew killin eye lazers, which is why noone complains.

[edit] Folklore

Ceiling Cat cannot be stopped. But his will may be temporarily defied. PROTIP: Ceiling Cat always wins in the end.

Ceiling Cat can be fun. Or not.

DIDJA KNOW??: The original Ceiling Cat photo was purportedly taken by TOW fag samguana, owner of Ceiling Cat's fleshly avatar.

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[edit] Pictures

Ceiling Cat pointing to a masturbating guy.	Do not disappoint Ceiling cat	THIS IS REAL PUMA	Few are aware
Tribute to keep him happy	Finally answers the question about the other side of the world	Ceiling Fishing Cat	Has been around since time began
Loves drama
WHERE IS YOUR F40PH NOW?	In Soviet Russia,you watch ceiling cat masterbate.	Sans Ceiling
	Now on Microsoft Windows
	Ceiling cat watching Anonymous protest		Old School Ceiling Cat