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Centrist

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That guy that called you an extremist for taking a side
That guy that called you an extremist for taking a side

Centrists are to liberals and conservatives what agnostics are to atheists and christians. Centrist think leaning slightly left or right of center makes you a hippie or survivalist respectively. However, no true centrist exists, as they will side with the democrats or republicans on at least one particular issue. People usually discover that they're "centrist" when entering high school.

On the issues

  • Abortion is a woman's right, but as long as they don't kill the baby
  • Guns are good but they cause crime
  • believing that right and wrong are relative
  • bisexuality is good
  • have bipolar disorder
  • obsess over video games, yet refuse to take a side in the "console war", instead playing PC games
  • raping little boys AND girls
  • Supporting "Dr. Paul" because "zOMG!!1 he's third party!!"

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Centrist
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Parties

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See also: Internet Politics • Political communities


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