Cgad

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Long time ago, on a DevianTARTs far, far away, there was a disgruntled artist by the name of Chelsea Angelica Grace Douglas(full name, because she loves to post it everywhere), of mediocre skill who believed that she alone could decide the standards of what could and could not be a Daily Deviation. One night, while gnawing away at the last of her pork rinds and taking a hefty bong rip, followed by a draught of cheap beer, she saw an image that didn't compare to her ideals and posted a comment that was full of more fail than your mom. Not only did she angst on the image, but she decided to drag her butthurts into her own gallery and posted a screenshot of the image being a DD and was followed by her equally as moronic friend Nove. Furfags from around the site soon gathered to involve themselves in the dramas and claim to be creating lulz.

But first, lets take a closer look at Cgad.

[edit] ART

At first glance, Cgad's art is decent and perhaps even impressive. A closer inspection tells us stories of poor anatomy, horrendous proportion, and bland, unimaginative poses; the left arm will always be visible and dangling limp at the side, the right arm either tucked behind the torso, or with the hand resting on the hip whilst the body is curved in an uncomfortable position. People love to talk about how talented Cgad is and how her art skills are unmatched, but the following images show quite the opposite.

ORIGINAL	SKILL	ANATOMY	IS SHE PART HORSE?
HUGE HAND IS HUGE

Of course, she's one to accurately judge talent and deny any butt hurt by posting a screenshot as a deviation for attention from her legions of fans, namely those who are very willing to kill their reputations in the name of drama. Later she was suspended for "excessively abusive commentary", even though devianTART's new rules say they wont get involved with stupid shit like this.

How not to troll, by Cgad.

Nope... not jealous at all.

According to her goons, being a part of some site that no one cares about, should let her needlessly flame others without consequence. A true wannabe hardass with wannabe /b/tards dragging her name down even further. Meanwhile any quick perusal of the site would give even the slowest thinking people clear evidence that Cgad is a troll trying hard to overcome her own ineptitudes by pretending to be an interwebs tough guy, and recruiting mindless drones to kiss anus at a moment's command. Even the people she associated with call her fat, ugly, and express their gratitude of her leaving.

Guiz. Cgad got banned!

Cgad wrote Snogger's ED article!

J0N4H got his wish.

This really speaks for itself.

Essentially, what Satellite Soda is, is a cheap knock-off of ConceptArt where people post their shit for critiques and asspats, all draw in the same generic style, and love to say dumb things like "shatty whack". You're so cool now.
However, one can simply read through the forums and see that no one is giving lame insults as a form of critique on art pieces, thus nullifying any sort of excuse given for Cgad's actions. Of course ass kissers will say anything in order to protect their leaders.

[edit] GOONS

Like any self proclaimed internet martyr, Cgad is not without several retarded followers to back her up on everything she does no matter how ridiculous it is.

Nove
Nove is a retarded weaboo of little artistic skill who actually believes that even though she's involved in drama, that no one has the right to flame her in response. Her idea of 'lulz' is attacking anyone with a different opinion and claiming in as many comments and journals as possible, that she is not srs about the internets. She believes herself to be a /b/tard, but epically fails at it.

Ur just elitist!

Edit of original journal. Wannabe /b/tard in action.

I flame u, but dont flame me!

MaxRogue
MaxRogue has her head so far up Cgad's ass, that she cannot differentiate between what is logical, and what is illogical in Cgad's actions. In MaxRogue's world, a summary of the events constitutes as someone's opinion, rather than just being what it is; a summary. You also aren't allowed to reply to her comments unless she knows you, because she owns the internets and anything that might object to her, is a cardinal sin. With no goal in sight, MaxRogue will undoubtedly spend the rest of her life on the interwebs sucking up to mediocre artists and trying to jump into drama.

GAWD IT WAS ONLY AN OPINION!

KFoster

Irony is often very cruel

Y R U MOBBING MEEE???

KFoster is yet another one of Cgad's goons who not only fails at trolling, but fails at life as well. He likes to consider himself as a talented artist when in fact most of his gallery consists of line art that he only colored rather than drew himself. What he does draw, is plastered in anatomical, proportional, perspective errors, and is in general, very sloppily done. Ironic, for someone who takes it upon themselves to tell everyone that they need to learn to draw and to color. In fact, this is the only retort that he is able to conjure up when his argument has been completely torn apart. Because he is so obviously anti-petty in every way, shape, and form, he too felt the need to contradict himself and jump on the bandwagon and post a journal of his very own. He is almost worthy of his very own ED article detailing his epic fail, only he asked for one to be made for him, but anonymous does not comply to the demands of tARTlets, right?

UR ALL BEING PETTY!	ZOMG TIME PARADOX	DDS SHOULD BE WHAT I SAY THEY ARE	HERO OF DEVIANTART!
DONE GUIZ	Furfags? Trolling me back? NEVER!

Of all the people involved in TEH DRAMAS, KFagster is still the only one arguing his point. FOUR DAYS LATER. Meanwhile furfags from around the interwebs have fun trolling his ass and generally making his life miserable. So caught up in his own ego, that he doesn't even seem to notice his own contradictions;

“	"But yeah if you don't like a journal, DON'T LOOK AT IT. Hell I don't like what's happening in Darfur, I'm going to just ignore it."	„
—KFagster

lolwut?

“	"But yeah if you don't like a journal, DON'T LOOK AT IT."	„

“	"DON'T LOOK AT IT."	„
—A shining example of his contradictions

Why can't you just spare us the fail and just listen to your own advice?

One of KFagster's favorite past times is to tell people how much they suck at art without a glance as to what might just be in their galleries. Subsequentially, he ends up sounding like that kid back in high school who pretended to be hardcore, except that everyone loved to beat them up. Of course, you'd love to believe that he's as good as he says, right?

You should learn to draw and color

HOW DARE U CRITIQUE ME

You should learn to draw and color

While KFagster thinks himself to be very brilliant with his actions, the blatant fail just seeps through every bit of his contradictory arguments. It's funny to troll furfags. When trolling is derailed by furfags, its hilarious. A particularly funny furfag by the name of Rave-Huskee took it upon herself to troll Fagster with his own copypasta, not only by replying to everyone of his replies on both his journal and his image, but by flooding his shoutbox as well.

It is also worth noting that these wannabe anon are trying to use the fact that Snigger commented on the image as ammunition. Despite the fact that she comments with nothing but praise on everything that appears on the front page. Any real /b/tard nose better that to attack their own.