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Chance excels in shoe on head and sup /b/. Next lesson: remote barrel rolling.

Chance, aka Chancepsych (moar liek Chancepsycho, amirite?), is a gay, black, jew from Lagrange, GA and a new breed of internet crazy on les tubes. He's a self proclaimed master psychic as well as an enormous Gaydiamond fanboi. More importantly he was also recently trolled in epic proportions by Anonymous. In a recent YouTube video Chance inquires about the James Randi million dollar challenge - a challenge of sorts whereby you win a million dollars if you can prove the existence of paranormal phenomenon within laboratory conditions. Naturally Chance believes he has the power to talk to the dead and thoroughly believes he has what it takes to do what many others have failed at. But alas he does not know how to use google in order to contact the JRC. So he does the next best thing: He releases a YouTube video dropping all of his dox in hopes that the JRC will find it simply through intuition.

uh...k.

1 Trolled by Anon
2 A look into Chance's mind
3 "SUBSCRIIVVVERS"
4 Quotes
5 Chances Psychic Predictions Thus Far
6 Trivia
7 External Links
8 See Also

[edit] Trolled by Anon

In response to Chance's video, and seeing a lolcow that needed to be milked harder than they fucked Applemilk1988 full force in the ass, mouth and vagina, Anon soon contacted him claiming to be from the JRC and that they were interested in his abilities. But first they needed him to complete a series of tests to validate his claims of OT3 over the phone.

The Stickam tests started simple on like put shoe on head and salute dur fuhrer. Eventually the Anonymous scientists were so astonished they asked him to do a remote reading on a fictional place known as Loldongs Manor owned by a Lord and Lady Loldong. Loldongs Manor is where the Lord, Lady and their 4 daughters were supposedly murdered. This call went on for about an hour. Most of the time it was Chance pretending to hear things that wern't there. Then anonymous started playing an mp3 of a girl whispering into the phone. Chance thought he'd finally made contact with the dead...over the phone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXEDPTFxafY

Margie is displeased.

Chance's channel was later taken over by Anon and was closed. He has returned under the new Chanceluckyindigo account and posted a reaction video.

[edit] A look into Chance's mind

Chance believes the world is not spherical, but has further extended the theory of a flat world. It has now been upgraded to a D shaped world, with the continent of America seated on top flat part, with the rest sloping down the sides. No one to date has managed to make full sense of Chances belief system as he seems to completely misunderstand the concept of gravity and the shape of the world as well as why people don't fall off the edge. It is unknown where countries outside of America are seated on this world model:

The whirlll is not raaannnn.

Due to chance's lulzy accent, this has spawned the mini-meme : WHIRRL IS NOT RAAAN

[edit] "SUBSCRIIVVVERS"

A JREF forum user by the name of ocpn18 figured out that Chance was being trolled. He posted video replies trying to explain this to Chance but was labelled a hater by Gaydiamond and in turn trolled by the fag squad. Chance posted this video reply in response to ocpn18 emailing Chance's subscribers (Note his total inability to pronounce the word "subscribers"):