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Looking for the Camwhore Calendar Project, you pervert?

Typical camwhore not showing what we all know everyone really wants to see.

Cracky-chan, notable 4chan /b/ camwhore who thinks she's cool.

MemoryandDream, employing the classic techniques of high contrast and boobs.

Camwhores can be boys, too.

A variety of attention whore, typically a young and very stupid woman (though occasionally a twink), who will do anything on a webcam in exchange for attention, money, items from online wishlists, or just to be generally slutty.

Camwhores typically suffer from internet disease and engage in constant shameless self promotion. Often, camwhores will remove their clothing if given enough of their preferred currency. Bear in mind that all camwhores are, without exception, incredibly stupid. As a result, they can be milked for lulz if you aren't too busy fapping to their disgusting axe wound.

Camwhores are also one of the biggest causes of the cancer that is killing /b/.

Identifying Camwhores

Remember: never give them your trust.

Cleavage
Kissy face
Throwing up a peace sign
Feigned surprise
The classic "what-everrrrrr"
Mouth slightly open; seductive "please fuck me" expression
Eyes focused on something very interesting happening on the right that is not in the picture

Determining Status

Many camwhores participate in rating communities such as the My Darkness cam portal and others, vying to get rankings and rate higher on the portal. This is not only a source of exposure, but also allows a simple way for the camwhore hierarchy to easily be built. This also proves that they truly are whores.

Wishlists

Wishlists on Amazon and other services are really where the whore in camwhore comes from. They allow a camwhore to choose gifts and put them on an internet site where they can easily be purchased, often with one click. Therefore, e-sexual favors are often traded for wishlist gifts or attention and posting of fan signs from a camwhore's fans.

Evolution of the term

Camwhore is no longer a derogatory epithet.

Typically any term ending in the suffix whore is deemed negative, but much like the terms attention whore and drama whore, the term camwhore has been appropriated into comical and friendly usage. No longer a derogatory epithet, the term is descriptive at worst and friendly or complimentary at best.

Where to find them

Before the webcam there was the window.

4chan's /b/ is a camwhore motherload. Since the palm-fucking inhabitants of the section still have yet to see a female in the internets, /b/ has become the ruling sauce of female camwhores because they will be showered with the attention they need for living. The first page most likely contains at least two camwhores with "SUP /b/!!111" written on their hands. The most recent variation of cancer/camwhore that has devastated /b/ is the cockmongling, crack smoking, emofag known as Boxxy, she has succeeded in pwning /b/ by making everyone pay attention to her.

Also, "The Internet CamWhore Database" is where most of them are being collected. All the nasty fucking perverts online will gather up folders full of these images and post them to the database for all to see and surf through.

T Norton pretending to imitate a camwhore. Notice she is a he.

Proof that the mods on 4chan aren't always asleep on the job.

What happens when a camwhore refuses to show tits.

Additionally, if you are of the faggot orientation, you can find other fags willing to remove their clothing on such sites as Gay.com, Gaydarguys, Yahoo chat and MSN.

However, if you are gay, you did not need this article to tell you that, as every gay boy on earth starts "c2c" right after his twelfth birthday. Charlie The Faggot is one of the most popular gay cam whores on teh internets

Codi lets her members watch her 24/7 on a webcam, does two photo sets and two videos a week, and a chat. [1]

MySpace is a good place to search for potential camwhores. Vanity Is Perfection is a good place to start.

Facebook has plenty of camwhores too, especially on the Bathroom Wall application. It has been noted that most Facebook camera whores are 13-year-old girls using the online photo-editing service Picnik to hide their blatant ugliness and make themselves look over 9000 times better than they actually are. This causes said 13-year-old girls to think of themselves as a "cool kid" (also known as a douchebag), leading to moar faggotry.

Because gelatin (ground up baby cow hooves) is used to hold silver halide crystals in an emulsion in virtually all photographic films and photographic papers (there is no substitute), it may be possible to convince an overly political vegan that it is her political duty to purchase a digital camera and become a camwhore, in order to encourage the rest of the internets not to use technology that was obsolete 100 years ago.

The Present State of Camwhoredom

“	I remember a time when cam whores took their clothes off for attention	„
—CATS, fapping to Geriatric1927

The new generation of camwhores are now known as YouTubers, and rather than being young and nubile girls, they are fat, toothless hillbillies, and thankfully keep their clothes on. This new generation has spawned so fast, that old e-people have become despondent.

There simply aren't any words for this level of faggotry:

Oh, dear sweet merciful baby Christ in Heaven, why??

Group Camwhoring

This type of camwhoring is especially common at colleges.

Camwhoring can be good, specifically for ~~7chan~~ 12chan.

Notable Camwhores

Female Camwhores

"Male" Camwhores

Note the shocked expression at the sheer mightiness of his dick.

Gallery

Gallery of Camwhores

Collegechan!

Things a camwhore would do to get noticed.

Azns can be camwhores too: see Lena Chen, Zoe Yang, etc.

Perfect example of a camhoar. Thanks, Asia.

r i sexy? plz plz plz	Just thought I show off my ex...	no. no. no.	A real camwhore
lol asl	Make sure you shave your cock before you post.	Ejaculating dick nipples WTF.	Thread died because nobody's car had access to srs biz.
Don't post when you're supposed to be cleaning your room.	At least she knows what she's doing.	PJ Chan in a spirited debate regarding the nature of a cam-whore.	Ellie Hense
PJ Chan's challenger	Man-Chan really likes music.	Good oral health is extremely important to camwhores.	Some camwhores like to dress-to-impress the /b/tards.
Emo-chan combines Internet disease with camwhoring.	If she doesn't look at the camera, she isn't a complete whore.	Orange Chan/Nana Chan delivers.	Trip B Chan stares into your soul.
Oooh that feels good.	Not much to say about this one.	I'm sure she has better things to do.	Some camwhores forget that there is photographic evidence.
A good cam whore - Comes with censorship signs and self proclaims her 'shitness'.	What is thy bidding, master?	Picture-chan??	The hottest camwhore of all, Adorablecutekid
Totally original angle, omgwtf	Camera whore? Not HER!	That's more like it.	Drunken cam whores
probably the most successful camwhore evar. a quick Google of Ellen Adarna will tell you why	shitting is hot	not every slut need be female; the Tank Commander proves this	Typical camwhore
Alle gets revenge	Gloriousmandestroya shows how camwhores groove	Now with moar emo: Kristanicole	Lena Chen looks beat the fuck up.
Zoe Yang whores it up for McKinsey and Company	This cow is a prime example of the golden rule.	Wow thats so... unusual
OH GOD THE FACE AND TITS	Tibia camwhore working for the gp.	Dorian Thorn is a camwhore who likes to look pretty.	What the fuck is a D?
Some camewhores like to play it safe		cam whore who barely notices (even though she already knows but denies) she used too much smoochie kissie faces with picture edits	Obama was a camwhore before he became president.
A male camwhore	Some of them can lick their own boobs.	Licking a lollipop and leg up automatically makes you the sexiest one out of all.	How a camwhore greets you