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Dave Chappelle

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Dave Chappelle expresses hysterical confusion over the idea that anyone would want to make a black guy rich in America.

BYAHHHHHHH!

Dave Chapelle is a ~~comedian who is~~ nigger worshiped by 12 year old boys around the world who think he is hi-larious. Dave is best known for stealing all of his jokes from Carlos Mencia. Carlos Mencia then proceeded to sue his ass off the face of the planet, thus destroying his terrible show. Last Thursday he became addicted to World of Warcraft and fell off the face of the earth. Also he is a fucking nigger.

[edit] Famous Quotes

Put your goddamn cock away!
Fuck your couch, nigger!
I'm Rick James, bitch!
Nigga what the fuck is juice?! I WANT GRAPE DRINK!
SKEET SKEET SKEET
Wacka, wacka!
Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigga or two! Mmmm-mmm, bitch!
I'm rich bitch!
WHAT!?
Okay.
YEAAAAH!
I...LOVE...LESBIANS, BYAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I watch "The 'L' Word" on Showtime, BYAHHHHHHHH *Sniffs finger*....BYAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!