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Charles Manson

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Charlie Manson, shortly before murdering the shit out of Sharon Tate.
Charlie Manson, shortly before murdering the shit out of Sharon Tate.

Widely considered to be one of the greatest IRL trolls of all time. Way back in the sixties, Charles Manson invented and popularised murder. Since then, murder has enjoyed consistent mainstream success and remains one of the most widely enjoyed pastimes today.

LOL Wut?
LOL Wut?
Oh Charlie, you so crazy sometimes!
Oh Charlie, you so crazy sometimes!

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[edit] The Manson Family

After a brief and unsuccessful musical career and gaining then losing all the money in the world three times, Manson decided to settle down and start a family with actress Marilyn Monroe's corpse. In this regard, the couple experienced difficulty from the beginning, as no church would agree to marry them, and it was shortly discovered that Marilyn was infertile. After much deliberation, and finding that he was unable to murder his spouse any further, Manson eventually decided that adoption would be the most practical solution.

However, on the very morning the couple had elected to murder their way on over to the local orphanage, and in what many consider to miraculous circumstances, Marilyn spontaneously gave birth to a lively little baby menstrual clot. They named if after its mother and it went on to become a very openly gay industrial recording artist, under the pseudoynm Boy George.

In the late 1960's Charles Manson convinced his adopted family to do his dirty job and gruesomely kill then pregnant actress Sharon Tate (Also known as Sharon Tit) along with many other rich and pretty white people and frame the niggers by leaving traces of watermelon and KFC on the crime scene, so the social turmoil could escalate into a full blown Racial Holly War. However the family accidentally left enough NASCAR flyers and other white people stuff scattered around the crime scene for the police to build a profile and track them all the way down to Alabama (where all the White People live) and land them all in jail, followed by a series of legal trials where many wuts and lulz endured.

Years later, during a retrospective of his life and works, Charles Manson commented: ...[T]hat bitch Sharon Tits had it coming ever since she got involved with that jew Roman Polanski, but in all honesty, I only did it for the lulz

Other trolling techniques used by Manson include, when asked if he felt remorse for his actions, claiming that "Maybe I haven't done enough. I might be ashamed of that, for not doing enough. For not giving enough. For not being more perceptive, for not being aware enough. For not understanding. For uh...being stupid. Maybe I should have killed... four or five hundred people, then I would have felt better. Then I would have felt like i'd really offered society something, you know?"

[edit] Fandom

Manson's typical fan.
Manson's typical fan.

Much like Hitler, Charles Manson has unsurprisingly accumulated a massive following on the Internets, mostly among angsty teenagers who think looking up to a serial killer makes them seem deep, misunderstood and/or hardcore. Sadly his fandom thinking Manson is "cool" usually is full of lame and fail.


Charles Manson Speech


 
 
A short take on a speech by Charles Manson


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