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Chat Palace
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[edit] What exactly is the Chat Palace?
The chat palace is a very simple chat program, kind of like IRC except you can wear your own 130x130 sized picture. The original client only allowed 265 colors but there are other clients out there for Windows XP and even Linux and Apple that will allow you to wear true color avatars, but people still using the old crappy client won't see those. Instead, they will just see a bunch of lines only other people with truecolor clients with a similar client will see true color avatars.
[edit] Is there really much drama on the Chat Palace?
Oh hell yes. Specially when you log in on major palace's such as avatar palace, the mansion or the unfortunately now dead wonderland (dubbed lovingly by it's users as wonderfag) People are always complaining about the wizzes who are sometimes either far in their 60's like on the mansion, or 13 year old kids paying to be able to wiz on avatar palace. To be a wiz on avatar palace you have to pay 10 bucks a month, smooch up to the head wiz Alyssa (who always has centipedes in her vagina, no rly) and you are in. Smooching up to wizzes is never a bad idea on avatar palace, unless you want to instantaneously get banned for saying doodoohead, anus, fuckwad or dong. Sometimes even choosing a name that somehow in some alternate wiz universe seems offensive to them will get you banned. Some primo examples of that include "Dik'88", "Hooterowl" or "Purple_Pussy" and yes they really go that far.
Surprisingly though the owners of the Mansion, who are extreme hardcore Christians don't mind such nicknames and will allow you to say fuck every once in a while, don't ban on names like that. They will however ban you for calling a wizard a cunt. Wizard Phyl on the Mansion, who is in her 60s (yes its a her), can be very cruel like that. Get to know her and suck up a little bit and it will be like most wizzes, you'll be pretty fairly be unbannable and will even be able to 'explain' why you called a fat obese camgirl a fat whore with PMS-AIDS syndrome and get unbanned or unkicked.
[edit] Types of People on Palace
There are many different kinds of people on palace, but as mentioned, most are 13 year old boys and camwhores. Obviously, most of the 13 year old boys pretend to be jocks and talk about how they love to play football. In reality, they're all filthy liars who live in fantasy worlds to make up for the fact that they suck. The other people on palace seem to basically fall into a wide array of stereotypes that seem straight out of a John Hughes movie. These stereotypes include emo, goth, prep, white trash, juggalo, Canadia people and, of course, the basement dwellers who call themselves "thugs".
[edit] The Major Palaces
- Avatar Palace
Now, this is where the aforementioned juggalos, goths, 13 year olds, and all the faggot wizzes on palace hang out. You can go on there any time of day and just page the wizzes with fun phrases like "FUCK YOU NIGGER FAGGOT JEW COCKMONGER FAGGOT BITCH" then show the wiz a pic of something gross like goatse until you get raped with propgags, gags, and namegags and forced to just click around on the screen. It is a wonder why this palace full of faggotry is still around.
- Mansion
Probably one of the better palaces on here. There aren't many 13 year olds, but there are still equal amounts of faggots. Since Avatar Palace became popular, the only rooms that are still somewhat active are Hallway 200 and The Slabs (also some unseen wiz room where the wizzes congregate). The Slabs are full of weeaboos and furries that tend to idle A LOT. In Slabs, you can see people like Artic Catboy explaining how he yiffs his underaged e-girlfriend. Now, Hallway 200 has a lot of people that idle a lot and has less faggotry, and when you enter that room be sure to be made the center of hatred of by a bunch of debauched, jaded, e-losers with no lives. Hallway 200 was once so popular that on that server that it consists of 5 different rooms.
- This faggot Bababooey (yeah what a fucking stupid name right?) decided it would be cool to name a palace after Hallway 200 since he wanted to make a "drama-free zone." So, not being very bright, he decides to name it Hallway 200 C since the real Hallway has letters after each one. And what is palace without drama? He and his other fag comrades really don't get it. So they sit there all day and talk about what life would be like if their palace had more people than Mansion. So this guy pays Avatar Palace like 50 bucks a month to advertise. Good example of Palace faggotry. You should go there and maybe you can get lulz.
- Palace In Wonderland
Lovingly dubbed "wonderfag," this palace was apparently made by some hippie who listened to the Jefferson Airplane song "White Rabbit" a bit too much. Although this palace is pretty much dead, it deserves mention here, seeing that it was once a great palace.
[edit] Notorious Palace users
- Dangasm (Has his own page now, update)
Dangasm is the biggest lolcow on avatar palace. A special treath is his self-importance and arrogance, and thinking he pwnd people for no apparant reason. He is known to ask underage camwhores if they dig him, then when they don't he turns that shit around and starts flaming them. In the entire history of avatar palace he hasn't had a single pwn on avatar palace and no matter where you go there and ask someone about him they will tell you about their lulz at his expense and how big a lamer he is. Even juggalo's have been known to pwn him.
- ƒèlí× (Felix)
Felix is as old as the palace itself, dating back to wonderfag and the mansion. He is pretty much a dangasm light (although he will deny this) and an infamous lolcow. Felix doesn't seem to fit in anywhere, including a vagina. By golly he's trying though, desperatly for someone to even say anything to him. ANYTHING. He will tell you he did it all for the lulz, even though they are at his expense.
- «]-[裣ßöún<| » [TR] (Hellbound of Touch my Rectum)
Hellbound is an angry internet wigger gangsta hip-hop eminem loving assclown. He wears a hat on his head to not show his bald head, which occured trough chemo therapy and not in some cool ass way like the baldness of Lex Luthor. They gave him Chat palace on the hospitals laptop, to keep him from molesting little boys.
Sweet N Sour is a Chat palace user and an angry drag queen. He wants to have a sex change, supposedly in 3 months he said, although he isn't a faggot. He is a total paradox because although he hates Christians because they supposedly judge him for what he is, he tells people to go hell. To go to hell and die, this in fact is very reminiscent of South Parks Mr./Mrs. Garisson.
- *£å£å*Ä£¥sså* (Alyssa has her own page now! congratulations Alyssa!!!!!)
She who always has centipedes in her vagina, when you meet her on avatar palace it's best not to talk to her or try to flame her, because a fart alone will unleash her constant PMS causing a bannination. She's an elderly single mom who doesn't work and being a palace god is the only life she has. Alyssa wouldn't look out of place in Abu Graib, although her continues drama might be considered against the laws of the Geneve convention. Alyssa would just be too inhumane, even towards Muslim terrorists. Her hobby's include torturing small animals, lancing her cancer puss-boils, counting the centipedes in her vagina and laughing maniacally about them and beating the shit out of children.
Extraspecial update: We managed to dig up a whole WORLD OF SHIT about ALYSSA. We just need her picture(s) and she will go online on ED with her own page (!!!!) OMG.
- £†©. © £ í I\I † z™ (Clint)
Clintz is also a wizard on avatar palace and a potential lolcow, just be careful as to how to flame him, saying you just 'want to discuss the issue at hand' and eventually he will just walk out of the room. It is rumoured that he is a 15 year old child. Call him Clitz and face banination.
- Phyl
Phyl is an old crone of a wizard on the mansion who will sit in the Hallway for hours in her rusty wheelchair. If you talk to her for long enough, you will be able to hear her joints squeak through the internet. Her complete and utter idiocy can shock and amaze, and some people question if her IQ is high enough to keep her banning privileges. To get on her good side mention to her that George W. Bush is doing God's work in Iraq killing off every single muslim, and how great Jesus is, and she will never, ever ban you. She is a hardcore devout Christian (and I'm talking Jesus Camp hardcore) in her 60s, also be sure to ask if she wants to show you pictures of her and her grandchildren and if you happen to have a free 6 hours she will tell you all about them. Also, she has a son who's a hotshot DJ. (No, rly)
- SHAINA
SHAINA is probably one of the GREATEST TROLL ON PALACE, and definitely the ugliest! She can irritate just about anyone with such simple actions as "typen lyk n idiet." It is wonderful to see her spark the hatred of all mankind by her antics, as she has done for several years with various handles such as: sloth, cette fille, springheeljack, ununhexium, and many more. She has been known to commit many pranks on palace by posting peoples' nudes and generally making people angry. She may be most famous for pretending she is the infamous fat goth couple Spyke and Phil with her partner in crime. Some say she is a hippie, but she certainly doesnt act like one. Unfortunately she is frequently slathered in patchouli oil because of her hippie ways and therefore smells like a commune outhouse. The gays dig it. Shaina is a self proclaimed wiccan, and enjoys channeling spirits in her time away from palace.
- Tw!tch
Perhaps the most bipolar person you will ever encounter online, Tw!tch is the self-proclaimed ruler of the offshoot from Hallway 200 C...Failway 200 C. A professed "functional heroin user" he continually preaches to anybody who will listen about how heroin isn't that bad at all and of his lifelong dream to grow a field of poppies in the backyard (which is full of lulz because his roommate has forbidden this). Tw!tch's job skills include: moving heavy objects, perfecting the art of the tourniquet, putting coffee cans on his rice rocket muffler so it sounds "sweet" and drinking to excess then getting on Yahoo Messenger and telling his estranged friends OMG I LUV U. Example:
"I always, since the first time I saw enough of your pics and heard you talking about random shit, had this pathetic e-crush on you?
I'm only admitting this hoping that maybe you'll understand why I can be so childish with you at times. I supose in a way its a horrible way of being to scared to e-flirt with you
I think you're pretty fucking kick ass... You can use this against me however you would like, I don't think that you would... but it wouldn't suprise me if this backfired also.
I also get my ego bashed constantly in hallway, you're friends with people that make me feel bad. People say the internet isn't real etc. For the most part it isn't. I'm not going to whine about my life, but at this point i'm pretty vulnerable. I don't like what most people say to me. To be honest your friendship with these people always leads me to be aggrovated with you.
I cleared as much up as I could. I wasted a bunch of typing on this. And you're probably gonna delete it halfway through anyway.
To be honest, i've always wanted you to like me. I'm pretty fucking creepy at this point. But don't worry I won't stalk you or otherwise harass you. I'm actually a level guy, I just wish you could see that."
DISCLAIMER TO WOMEN: Be sure if you invite Tw!tch to your house for deep dickings that you invest in a rottweiler to guard any medication you may have around. You will notice them mysteriously missing after he promised to "text you".
- Gookie Monster.
Gookie, previously known as Yoonie, currently Genesis, is first and foremost a shut in. She is a notorious liar, probably because her real life is so empty. Nothing she says should be trusted EVER. She has made numerous claims of talent and education in the past, though has finally admitted that it was all straight up lies. Currently she claims that her parents are borderline abusive, which is probably the only excuse for being as screwed up as she is. REally it's just another ploy for attention, which she wouldnt need if she could just leave the house. Her palace lovers include .geist., Astral Savage, and Tetra, who she is currently e-dating.
- ketaset./ |< e t a s e t
Ketaset is better than you. He makes shitty electronic music which is mostly noise, and thinks that girls dig it. He likes to fuck fatties in graveyards, and this is probably his crowning achievement in life. Ketaset was around in the heyday of palace, but doesnt remember any of it cuz he was higher than a kite on heroin the whole time. He's been homeless a few times and got kicked out of a halfway house. Although no one is willing to say it to his face, everyone says that he was better on dope. What a winner!
- OH HAI THAR! ketaset here. I just want to know that everything said here is pretty much true, but I would really like someone who is funnier to re-write it. I am by no means butthurt. I was so excited that someone write something about me. Then when I saw the complete FAIL in my section, I was quite disappointed.
- Arctic Catboy
A selfproclaimed furry, there is much debate about this person being either swell or a lamer. Some say he's OK, others say he sucks ass. He can usually be found wearing furry avs. He usually hangs out in the slabs. He is currently dating AssPie. They have lots of unprotected sex together
- †··¤Ðr.Phâîl¤··†
A recently added persona claiming to be a police psychiatrist on the lookout for pedophiles on Avatar Palass. It's really just for the lulz you can read some fun logs hear.
- SkylarxScandalous™
Skylar is pretty amazing, since she is a cartoon character came to life. Is is unsure whether this happened during the filming of "Who framed Roger Rabbit" or if she in fact knows who framed Roger Rabbit, who is her father. Whenever you tell her she looks like a cartoon character she will bring down the wrath of Captain Planet on you. Also, as I am writing this she has no idea yet what ED is. She is however already treathening to sue, so I guess it will be up to Judge Ed Lollington to take care of this matter.
- MènDâçiØu§.eXe
Mendacious (.exe, don't forget the .exe!!!!) is the retarded love child of Robert Smith and the rest of the Cure, being born out of Robert Smith's ass he is ashamed to ever admit he had Mendacious. Mendacious is kinda like dangasm where PROPER GRAMMAR is concerned, but I guess that's what one gets when working at Wall-Mart. He claims he's studying to become a programmer, yet he phails miserably when you ask him: "Hey fag, what programming language you use?" He then tells you he has never compiled an exe in his life, so apparently his programming study hasn't come passed chapter 1b. starting programming yet. Kinda like Skylar, the hair and face are a weak point for lulz with him, start about that and you are in for hours of lulz.
Never start about Robert Smith with him though, he's kinda fragile about his father.
- Dani?
Dani? is your typical camwhore who uses Palass's picture feature to load avatars of herself. This helps her with her whoring. Dani?, although hot, does not like anal sex and will never ever have sex with a negro, even if you paid her Donald Trump money. However, if you constantly bug her about what color of panties she is wearing, she will finally tell you. Also, it should be noted that Dani has no titties. This is a touchy subject for her because it is the result of her being born with Paris Hilton Disease.
- AssPie
Pie is a underage female who hangs out in the slabs. A main annoyance to the room as she constantly thinks she know everything.She is unwelcomed in the room and hated by everyone yet she still hangs out in the room, and not to mention she idles non stop only to chat to annoy the room. She was once banned by a wiz only to return and resume her annoyance. She also likes another slabber who is over 18 and and has a pregnancy fetish about him.
- | J.C.™ |
J.C., AKA Sharkey, AKA Trotsky is an old sprite community outcast who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up and leave. He's mainly seen fagging up random Avatar Palace rooms with either overly cutesy anime or pictures of characters noone cares about, reminiscing about the "good times" he had spastically pressing the F-Keys in order to make his sprite "attack". He lives in a fantasy world where people love him and worship him, though in reality no one on the entire server save for a few of his butt buddies and one fat chick have any idea who the fuck he is. Enraged by mentioning the French at any time.
[edit] Notorious CLONERS
First you need to know there are ways to steal someone's av without their permission. This is called CLONING, either by printscreening the avatar and pasting it on your edit window or using some program which name idk. So yeah, this considered a big crime on palace, specially among the editors and people who do it can get banned from palaces like Avatar Palace. There have been a lot of cloners out there.. But lately the biggest cloners in the history of palace appeared:
¬ Fåshionista/ ¬ Fåsh.:
She's basically a fucking moron. Her old name was bomb, she claims she's 20 and a hair dresser, but really she's just full of shit. She's a fat ugly bitch who sits on her ass 24/7 and print screens everyone. Yes, thats right, she actually takes the time to erase the background from the things she clones. She a moron who doesn't think print screening is considered cloning. She likes to print screen things and then add retarded shit to the tags like: "Fash&Rocket<3" She's just a big fat lesbian. You'll know when you encounter this magnificent creature because she can't spell or type for shit, and when you bring it to her attention, she'll tell you that it's because of her fake nails. She even admited she cloned:
¬ Røcket:
She's Fash's lesbian lover and shes her bodyguard. She won't let fash stick up for herself. Fash is her master, and she listens well. She likes to clone stuff for fash, so fash can ruin the edit and then put their name in the tag like they accomplished this great task of editing something wonderful, when really, its just fucking ugly.
[edit] Palace WHORES!!!!
- Liz (another//pronoun) - A palace whore unsurpassed. Why everyone is in love with her and wants to e-date her remains a mystery to us, but her followers will fiercely defend her to the death. We're also puzzled as to why her nipples look like they're trying to run away (see right)...Perhaps it is because they're embarrassed to be there. Liz is a mondo-bitch to anyone else even remotely attractive that enters her territory. She has since relocated to the Hallway 200 c Palace. Liz, we suggest getting off the palace and onto a treadmill.
- BDSM_Somethingsomething.
Does not exist
- Bedtime for Democracy
It is rumoured that she was the biggest druggie and whore around like 2 - 3 years ago and now is "clean" yet she's still on palace talking about the best drugs to take, talking about how shes anorexic. I guess trying to get a burger inside this girl is about as hard as the previously mentioned elephant / oister scenario. Like She keeps saying all her problems like shes proud of it but if anyone says something about it to her she freaks out. She's a fucking train wreck. Also she cuts herself and she taught her little sister how to and now her sister cuts herself. Even though she has a boyfriend and is moving in with him, she still talks about sleeping with other guys. And she will fuck ANYTHING that gives her attention.
Referencing the pictures on this page:
(3:17:15 PM) Bedtime for Democracy : i think that calls for lawsuits (3:17:20 PM) Bedtime for Democracy : no (3:17:23 PM) Bedtime for Democracy : they were captures (3:17:25 PM) Bedtime for Democracy : w/ some program (3:17:28 PM) The III IX. : ya right (3:17:33 PM) ;zod. : The Honorable Judge Ed Lollington presiding in internet courtz!
PRO-TIP, Bedtime for Democracy has myspace.
[edit] Gallery of Palass whores:
 BDSM / Britt <3 Richard |
 BDSM / Britt again, 300 men masturbate furiously to this picture every day, for Sparta. |
 "So basicly this girl is the biggest druggie and whore...." |
[edit] Doll Making
Doll makers usually start with a pre-made Holocaust survivor picture. Feeling sad for the bald headed Anne Frank, they meticulously arrange various shades of pixels until she has a cute black and red goth dress, a blue wig, some whore make up and a cute little pair of bunny ears.
It should also be noted that doll makers seem to avoid a lot of drama, since they usually stay to themselves and also avoid the actual chat windows since they're too caught up in arranging their pixels into pretty, pretty princesses. If you're lucky, you can take over a doll maker's room and delete everything and close the room which angers them to no end, since it gets in the way of their stupid editing.
[edit] What type of banninations do they handle?
Crazily enough there is a vast way in which you can get banninated. It can either be a kick or ban. A kick will take about 15 minutes or less, they can however ban you for a long weekend, 24 hours or even 4 life. The new clients or some extra proxy-like client can show you the wizzes and who they are, in Phalanx it's even a baked in option. Get to know the wiz names first before you flame, otherwise the drama will be for a too short time and you won't be able to pum over your own smart elic flaming techniques.
[edit] Where to get various clients
PalaceChat a new, improved palace client - Free/Win/MacOSX
The original Chat Palace client - Free/Win/Linux/Apple
Communities.com's death - Google cache link
The fancy Mac version seems to be down at bhlabs.
[edit] Why did Communities.com die?
The original Communities.com's chat palace client required a free registration key. This could be obtained from their website. When the company died there was much drama because people couldn't get new keys anymore and if two people tried using the same key logging in to the same Chat Palace server they would instantaneously crash out of it. This caused a lot of drama amongst the users until some people with absolutely no life decided to continue the service on a new url thepalace.com. The newer clients fortunately doesn't require such a key anymore.
Oh and yes, why communities.com died nobody knows although some people claim the jews did it.
[edit] Palace toolz for mayhem / Cyborg.ipt
Throughout the years, specially in the beginning of the palace, a lot of tools have been created to cause mayhem and destruction on the palace servers generating much many lulz for the users and despair for the wizzes. The main inspiration for this was the Palace it's scripting language called 'Iptscrae'. Iptscrae is the worst scripting language in the universe because everything is done ass backwards in it, no rly, literally. There are two types of scripting to be done for the palace being:
1. Cyborg.ipt, user client side, for instantaneously painting small things like arrows or hearts much like you would in a painting program with a macro. Or making someone get followed like 4 dildo props, which is more common. Or making another user pop up text balloons and flaming someone trough proxy, making the person go: "omg omg I didn't say that!" and the other party: "of course you didn't, assclown!"
b. PServer.pat, this is run on the server side. Anyone can run a server at home, or have it hosted by a hosting company specializing in palace servers. The PServer.pat file contains the rooms of a palace and what they do. They may also filter out fuck, shit and piss-words. This is where the proxy and hack tools come in.
A good example of censored fuck-words is wonderfaggit. Whenever you say fuck there it gets automatically changed to frootloops, which annoys the living fuck out of any decent troll so he/she would want this unchanged. It is a room script changing fuckwords to frootloops-words, and like a popup-blocker would stop popups from popping up in your browser by filtering out that html or javascript, a palace proxy could filter out a fuckfilter by disabling all roomscripts. One of the first of it's kind was called Protokill, written by some leeb frenchman who didn't want to surrender. Next to protokill you had PalTech, by a moneyhungry he-slut who suddenly asked money for it, his forum was of course flooded with scat and goatse after that. Now there is also PalaceDrug, which is free and free always rocks. So PalTech is pretty much dead now. You can also clone peoples avatars with these known proxy's.
Other nice trolling techniques involved:
- Derelict - Doesn't need to work by proxy, but converts your texts in to ƒö® è×ãmÞlè †hîš, annoying the fuck out of everybody, it can also display what winamp song you are playing or who's sucking your cock.
- Palace Painter - To make your own paint scripts, for example make the whole room go black or paint pretty swastika's
- MemberX - For flooding the palace with 10.000 empty users, who can all talk at once. Most hosted palaces are protected from it.
- Palace Chainsaw - DDOS a palace so that nobody can even log in.
[edit] Hacked Clients
Before big palaces allowed ñãmèš lîkè †hîš there where various hacked clients out there that did allow this. However now a days most big palaces allow these breezer chick camwhore names so they are not needed anymore. Some hacked clients could also clone peoples avatars trough the 'clon command.
Hacked clients may also include different sounds and reshacked images. Which is cool for about 15 minutes, then you will start hating it.
[edit] Notorious Palace trolls
Besides sucky people you may also stumble upon other good trolls who are willing to sell their very soul for some good lulz and drama, these people are usually batshit insane and must be perceived with caution. They can either assist you in to pwning someone or troll the living fuck out of yourself. Yes, you are right, this is very similar to ED IRC.
Mary also invented the infamous GOMP movement, which stands for Get Off My Palace, believing that other avatars on her screen are invading her privacy. She will also show you her tits on request.
- Zack is a notorious serial killer, pedophile, faggit and a life time member of NAMBLA , God hates fags and the NRA which was a birthday present to him. He will admit to all these things steadily even though it might be a paradox. He doesn't give a fuck which would be what most notorious trolls would say, but really, he doesn't. It is unknown if he has a sister, but if he had he would be fucking her at any age. Zack is also a lurker on not4chan and will ask you to trade teh loli with him. He is also a 14 year old Japanese girl with a tentacle rape fetish. As a basement dweller he is often found cybering on Avatar Palass with Dirk, his 40 year old dyke internet girlfriend.
[edit] Palace Art Club
| Warning!: Our art is very important. |
A very big appreciater of art and powerful palace artist Papa Phobo has given us, in his infinite wisdom, a Palace Art Appreciation club. Producing powerful art with colleague artists who wish nothing more than to criticize modern civilization and famous artists. Many canvasses where bought or sold on eBay for millions of dollars, making Papa Phobo & Nikki even more rich than Rockefeller.
Their art is widely known and it is rumored that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise recently bought their Anna Nicole piece. Angelina Jolie has one of their pieces hanging in the bed room, which she bought right before her and Bratt Pitt decided to marry.
All art was made using Palace's paint API, which is moar luxurious than PhotoShop and TVPaint combined.
We have decided the art is so damn good we now have a DeviantArt account, you can find it by clicking here.
[edit] Palace Art Club Gallery
 Very powerful imagery bought by Tom Cruise. |
 A modern Palace Artists view of Lady Die. |
 Pwning Dangasm is also art. |
 Steve Irwin. |
 Hollywood saves WTC. |
 The end of Dangasm. |
[edit] ED BANNED FROM AVATAR PALACE? LULZ!
·÷×(`··£µ®lèñè··´)×÷·: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Alyssa *** You have been offered an avatar by .echelon;[px]* in Chat Zone 6 (589). To accept it type 'accept .echelon;[px]*: dont say that again. L: Oh look a fellow EDiot .echelon;[px]*: :) .echelon;[px]*: or you will be removed. ·÷×(`··£µ®lèñè··´)×÷·: say what again? .echelon;[px]*: that link ·÷×(`··£µ®lèñè··´)×÷·: why will i be removed if i give out a link? .echelon;[px]*: its not allowed .echelon;[px]*: and that link especially is not allowed
[edit] COLEY
Coley is a typical 16 year old girl from Avatar Palass. While smarter then the wizards at avatar palace, she proves once again that people who use palace can't pass highschool. Emulating Paris Hilton, she fails at grammar and at life. She originates from quote: "coley : i live in the hamptions 139 john gleen" California.
......... NO U !!!!!!!11one!!11!
Some Delicious Copypasta:
(3:02:09 AM) coley : lol a sec ago i was like omg theres a horse next to me. i didnt even notice it. it scared me. lol (3:07:13 AM) coley : omg ur name is layke? we have 1 at our country club and there is a aligator in it (3:08:37 AM) coley : omg u 2? i just said that maby we go to the same country club! (3:09:06 AM) coley : do u go 2 the 1 in the hamptions? (3:09:30 AM) Layke : im a millionaire (3:09:41 AM) coley : who is? (3:10:30 AM) coley : omg ur a millionair? my daddy nose a guy whos wife nose a woman who is married to a guy and hez a billinair (3:10:46 AM) ;woah its court™` : OH MUH GAWD NO WAY! (3:10:51 AM) coley : yea way (3:10:53 AM) coley : !! (3:10:56 AM) ;woah its court™` : chh no way (3:11:06 AM) Layke : thats totally like cool (3:11:16 AM) coley : i no rite!! (3:11:20 AM) Layke : LIKE TOTALLY (3:11:20 AM) Layke : omg (3:11:30 AM) Blender Boy™ : HOLY CRAP WOW (3:11:34 AM) coley : i no!! (3:12:24 AM) coley : omg jesus is reding? i hate reading (3:12:33 AM) coley : lol jesus like gods brother (3:13:16 AM) coley : lol im not making fun of him but his name is jesus. like jesus like gods brother (3:13:35 AM) Blender Boy™ : jesus is gods son (3:18:12 AM) coley : omg my mom is gonna b s0o0o0o mad cuz i was typing and putting on maskara earlean and i fell and it got all over my carpen (3:18:21 AM) ;woah its court™` : oh my god. (3:18:23 AM) Layke : hahahahaha (3:18:23 AM) coley : so im gonna blame it on my dog (3:18:38 AM) ;woah its court™` : Yeah your dog just took some mascara and tried to put it on. (3:18:47 AM) River : yeah (3:18:48 AM) River : the dog (3:18:49 AM) Layke : lol omg coley that is SUCH a good idea (3:18:53 AM) River : he tried to put mascara on (3:18:54 AM) Layke : its totally like going to soooo work you know? (3:21:17 AM) coley : omg did u no that the liminited addition silver channell boots r only comming in sizes 6 and 8? im a 7 so im buying both. how bout yall/
 OMFG! |
 Tanning bed lady so0o0o0o got jipped! |
 It's awwwwwright. |
