Cheese1997

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BEWARE EDIOTS! CHEESE AND HER MINIONS WATCH THIS ARTICLE LIKE FUCKING HAWKS! DON'T ALLOW THEM TO FUCK AROUND!

The pope says: "Cheese is the biggest disappointment since the crucifixion"

MY EYES! ZE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

Her character.

Cheese1997 (Her name in RL is Regina) (no it isn't, its an alibi, it's the name of her favourite character from "Mean Girls"). is the perfect example of the kind of whiny, 10 year old fags you can find on DevianTART. She has made over 23,000 page views by horribly raping children's cartoon shows, such as Ouran High School Host Club and Invader Zim.

When Cheese found out about this article not only did she go batshit, but she made a journal trying to cover up her over douchefaggery by making herself look cool. But even though she CLAIMS she's fine with the article, she has tried to tear it down multiple times by making her own account and convincing her brain-dead minions to make accounts as well, in a vain attempt to destroy it. What a douchebag.

Cheese and her minions are always fighting to stop the harassment and bullying. What they don't realize is that faggy little retards like Cheese are too young to be on the Internet. She is obviously too impressionable to handle whatever the Internet dishes out. Obviously, her parents don't monitor her activity on the computer as well as they should. It is not our fault that Cheese is a whiny-ass pussfag barely old enough to legally make accounts on DevianTart. The fact is, we have a right to make fun of gay-ass 10-year-old fags like her on the Internet.

Her drawings commonly consist of copyrighted works on which she has added a minor detail such as eyelashes. She also recolors others' copyrighted pictures, which everyone knows is against the rules and violates copyright laws. The only really original drawings she has are really shitty and disproportional. Also, she is unable to draw fingers and hands, so she always draws figures with their hands behind their backs, which is the tell-tale sign of an untalented artist (if you could call her that). Cheese sucks, and you should draw hate-art and spam her profile with mean comments until she cries, and then spam her profile with more mean comments and hate-art!

[edit] History

Apparently, if DA makes fun of you, its a sign you should kill yourself.

Cheese has no one to love on V-day, seeing as she's fugly and has no pupils.

Cheese IRL.

Cheese was born at least 100 years ago and seemed to have arrived on the internets like the plague, dropping dozens of drawings depicting her Fandoms, sometimes a total of dozen added in seven minutes. From the moment someone faved her first picture (probably from pity) she has produced sloppy lined, talentless, MS Paint abominations against God. The fact that she can't come up with anything besides crappy drawings to express her horrible life goes to show she was probably beaten by her parents immediately after being born.

Countless drawings convey her daily life, usually involving her cutting herself, or crying or something stupid. Other drawings include over 9000 characters from Invader Zim, despite the fact that Zim would probably take a bite out of the bitch's face if given the chance. But it doesn't matter anyway, because, like the rest of her fandoms, he doesn't fucking exist. Retarded Invader Zim fangirls naturally praise Cheese and wish to be like her, even knowing they're only playing the role of the nice and friendly pals in the hope that Cheese will draw them with Dib or something, and thus somehow canonize their retarded fantasies.

Despite being a mere 11 years old, Cheese is the role model for all her fellow fangirls. If Cheese can't draw something she merely googles pictures of it and posts them on DA, despite the clear rules that you are not allowed to STEAL SHIT. But don't attempt to tell her, because she'll go batshit on you and then make a journal telling all her "friends" how you filled her with even more butthurt.

[edit] How Does I Do Crop?

Despite apparently using MS Paint all her fucking life, Cheese has no idea how to freaking crop her pictures, and as a result there are gigantic white spaces in most her pictures. Most likely inserted on purpose to distract you from the hideous art she has spawned, crawling into a corner to die peacefully.

[edit] The Gallery Of Crop Fail

OH, THE ANGST!

TEH POWAR OF TEH SPRAY PAINT

What...the hell...

Interesting. Her OC looks exacly like Flippy except with thicker eyelashes; I smell a Mary Sue.

[edit] Gallery Of Butthurt and Theft

Because Cheese is so horrible at drawing, she often just googles pictures and pastes them together, sometimes into some kind of crappy MS Paint Collage, but she even fails at copy and paste, apparently.

You know you have skills when you can shrink an anime screenshot in MS Paint.	Notice how she didn't even bother erasing the Disney Copyright sign. Lawsuit plz.	Cheese seems to be convinced that copy and pasting pictures off google is a suitable tribute, when REAL fans of the show spend hours drawing pictures full of love as tributes.	More excellent use of teh copy and paste. THIS TIME WITH DISCO BALLS!
Side effects of art theft include muffins growing out of your feet.	DA removed this, but the stupid bitch didn't get it and resubmitted it. Notice the copyright law in the bottom left hand corner.	Not only is the fact that this has "Alvin and the Chipmunks" on it, the queerest thing ever, but this is apparently a present for someone. If I got this as a present from someone, I'd kill their dog.	I don't recall seeing exploding heads in Invader Zim, or ANY show for that matter.

[edit] Acts Of Asshatery

Cheese is so emo that she's bound to blow her own head off any moment. Hopefully it'll be on youtube about 45 minutes later, and the bonfire will be fucking huge.

Epic lulz.

[edit] TEH EXPRESSIVE ART OF CHEESE

If you think this is a meme you need some help	Shit nobody cares about	Cheese Attempts to write emo poetry. Fail.	Cheese says she's supposed to be on fire. Looks more like she puked blood on the mirror.
Cheese is against child abuse, but apparently, shes perfectly fine with Animal Abuse.	MASTERPIECE!
Cheese is great at stealing lyrics from popular pop songs and then not even giving credit to the actual musician	LMFAO	This picture was directed at a deviant who caught Cheese stealing shit off google.

[edit] Vandalism

Cheese tries to invade ED and rip down her article. 2 things lulzy here. 1. She only messed up the coding of her Quotes section. 2. Regina is the name of her favourite character from a stupid movie called Mean Girls.

Cheese and the kiss ass brigade tried to erase this article. As a result, it caused much lulz as they had obviously never heard of reverts. Then the main operator of this article showed up and had some edit wars with her and her retarded watchers, resulting in the whole article collapsing in on itself. HappyMeal showed up and restored the article to its full glory. He now is constantly patrolling it, just in case.

[edit] Did You Know?

Cheese is a fucking hypocrite?

[edit] OMG U GAIZ, I"M LEAVING FOREVAR!

Every time you give Cheese the slightest bit of critique, or accuse her of stealing art, she'll go through a series of phases. If you ever see Cheese act retarded, screencap it immediately as she has the tendency to block all comments that reveal her as the douche that she is.

• Phase 1 - Ask retarded questions that get her nowhere.
• Phase 2 - Make up stupid excuses that even Paris Hilton could see through.
• Phase 3 - Make a whiny journal full of butthurt about how you're "LEAVING DA FOR EVAR!!!"
• Phase 4 - change your mind and act like nothing at all happened, also, remove all traces of evidence that she ever went batshit.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

No Exceptions.

[edit] Lulz Journal's

		wow, more theft of lyrics. If she hates DA so much she should just fucking leave.

[edit] Bitch Found Us

Cheese's face upon discovering her article.

Playing: ...........:D XD

LOL WUT

Eating: FOOD

WOW! I'd never guess what does she eat!

Drinking: ........I dunno O_O

Well this STUPID ED made a thingy about me

Moron thinks ED is an actual person! LOL!

and if your reading this ED.........it does NOT bother me

We really don't give a shit if it bothers you or not, we just wanted to show everyone what a fucktard you are. By the way, if it doesn't bother you why have you viciously attacked the article trying to rip it down multiple times?

You just want to ruin me

There isn't even any talent to ruin.

Oh and BTW ED......LEARN HOW TO SPELL

Well if YOUR reading this, "you" and "are" form the contraction "you're", not "your", you dumb whore. Maybe we should learn how to spell from you?

Yaaaaaa..... nice try though. I don't even think we need to mention your completely incorrect use of the lion.

[edit] The Ass Kiss Brigade

Cheese comes with her own minions! Cheese has multiple friends that always come to her defense with poor come backs and comments in different languages which they find "clever". As expected however, all of her so called friends have the same inherent lack of drawing talent that she herself has.

What?

According to InvaderGeniji, Biohazard is a "sweet christan girl".

ARE YOU READY TO UNLEASH THE MOTHER FUCKING FURY?

[edit] Biohazardxxvii

Biohazard is some bitch that has multiple heart attacks every time something happens to Cheese. She thinks insulting people in other languages is funny. However Biohazard is already famous on ED! Seeing as she is the 6th picture in the gallery of fat girl angle shots.

[edit] kibasstoryofagirl

kibasstoryofagirl is a swearing lunatic that goes completely batshit insane on everyone who means Cheese the slightest bit of harm. Also, her name includes the words "ass" and "fag" in it.

[edit] InvaderGeniji2

InvaderGeniji2 acts like a BFF, but if she was a real friend she would tell Cheese her art is shitty and how much she needs to improve, but instead she just licks Cheese's ass. She threatens to leave DA as much as her butthurt master does.

It's been discovered that kibasstoryofagirl is bipolar.

[edit] How Do I Get Her to Freak Out?

There are many ways to get Cheese to freak out, and most of them require no effort at all.

• Tell her she's acting emo
• Give her some critique
• Accuse her of stealing art
• Tell her she shouldn't be crying
• Not talk to her for a few hours

[edit] Dead?

...It's beautiful...

Merely weeks after this article was posted, multiple Anons flamed the hell out of Cheese's page, trolling varying from harsh truths to just DESUDESUDESUDESUDESU. After a mere couple of days of being trolled, Cheese's activity on Deviantart seemed to decline. Could she have finally left? Anons are still patrolling the area.

Update 6/17/08

Cheese has now been offline for over nine weeks and five days. Check out her page for some funny comments from concerned friends and trolls, and from a friend of a cousin who hates her. Good to see she fails IRL too.

Cheese will be officially pronounced dead when her counter hits 10 weeks. AKA June 19th 2008

All we can do now is wait. Wait, and pray.

Update 6/18/08

counter hit 10 weeks, bitch is dead.

Update 7/3/08

Bitch is alive. Fuck. Ah well, at least we'll be able to milk this lolcow a little moar.

Update 7/4/08 Cheese is assumed to still be dead, as she has not updated anything. She will remain dead untill a new journal or picture is submitted.But, If she is IRL permabanned, We will LOL(And we did it for the lulz)

[edit] Lulzy Comments

Many lulz worthy comments gave been left on Cheese's front page since the making of her article.

It should be noted that RedAlert52, AtomicKitten254, and Karax112 are all chicken shit little 12 year old girls who only started trolling Cheese once they thought she was dead. Judging from their deviations and their behavior, they deserve to be trolled as badly as she does.

[edit] Quotes

Theory Cat Disagree's with Cheese1997

[edit] Fanart

		Some fanart drawn by InSaNe-REYNARD
		Cheese showing her mother some art.
Typical deviant reaction upon seeing Cheese's gallery.	Typical News reaction upon seeing Cheese's gallery.	Typical God reaction upon seeing Cheese's gallery.
That fucking cheese.

[edit] Links

• Cheese's Deviantart page: Cheese's DA page. Stay tuned to see her next dozen threats of account abandonment DEAD STATE UNKNOWN
• Cheese's ED page. She claims she's made an ED account and is going to be making nice little articles about her friends. VANDALIZE PLZ.
• kibasstoryofagirl's Deviantart page Member of the ass kiss brigade
• InvaderGeniji2's Deviantart page Member of the ass kiss brigade
• Biohazardxxvii's Deviantart page Member of the ass kiss brigade

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