Chemistry
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Chemistry is a science which exists so that you can make drugs and explosives. The Man has over 9000 chemists working for him, so that he can make drugs and then declare them illegal or make you pay out the ass for them. Osama bin Laden used to enlist Ramzi Yousef's phat chemistry skillz (PH33334R!!!1) until he got pwned by 'Merkuh.
[edit] OTI
On the internet, the most popular methods of learning chemistry are shit counterculture ebooks like The Anarchist's Cookbook, which teaches you to make drugs and explosives. It claims that you can make LSD out of banana skin. Most of these ebooks tell you to do the chemistry equivalent of Divide by zero, as shown below:
In order to turn the fluid of nitroglycerin into a solid (easier for sticking to police cars!) the best method is to fill any large airtight container about 2/3 and shake it. Introducing the bubbles into the nitroglycerin results in a substance slightly like whipped cream, which is basically what we've done here. In order to prevent the bubbles leaving the solution, place the shaken nitroglycerin in the oven for 2 hours at 180 degrees celcius: this is not hot enough to be dangerous, but effectively cooks the substance.
ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU GETTING KILLED BY THIS ADVICE.
[edit] Types of Chemistry
Popular subdisciplines of chemistry include:
- Drug making
- Explosives making
- Drug taking
- Drug theory
- Drugs
[edit] See Also
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