Chick Flick
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A chick flick is any feature length movie, TV miniseries or dramatic serial that women compulsively watch, fawn over, cry over, and watch again. Women usually watching them on their period or with friends. This is part of the lengthy process of foreplay, as about an hour after the movie are they only ready to actually give you a blow job.
A Chick Flick can also be defined as any of the above media that makes men want to jam their eyelids open with salad spoons and pour floor cleaner into their skulls. A desperate man may prove how sensitive he is by sitting through an entire chick flick with his girlfriend. While this will get him that much closer to getting laid, the risk is a great one. If the movie is any longer than 90 minutes, the strain will be too much for his testicles, causing them to melt & dribble down their legs.
By Hollywood law, every chick flick must be at least 50% crying.
Not to be confused with Chick tracts.
