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Chick tracts

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Not to be confused with the other kind of Chick Tract.

Hey Jack, whose ass did you cum in last night? OIC.
Hey Jack, whose ass did you cum in last night? OIC.
A typical Chick tract. No, srsly.
A typical Chick tract. No, srsly.
Jack Chick converts to Islam.
Jack Chick converts to Islam.
Cthulhu comes to roost! WILL YOU BE EATEN FIRST?
Cthulhu comes to roost! WILL YOU BE EATEN FIRST?
Cthulhu comes to roost! WHAT MUST I DO TO BE EATEN FIRST?
Cthulhu comes to roost! WHAT MUST I DO TO BE EATEN FIRST?
Silly Jack. Girls don't play D&D
Silly Jack. Girls don't play D&D

Jack Chick is what happens when a comic book artist becomes a Christian fundamentalist. A typical Chick tract will usually feature a person who has yet to be "saved" or will be tricked by another character, who is usually the Devil in disguise. The character will eventually return to Jesus, after realizing the error of their ways. Everyone who isn't a Jesus freak goes directly to Hell, or is actively working for the Devil. They're often full of hilarious misinformation about just about fucking everything. Jack Chick tracts are a popular target for Photoshoppers, in part because they are so batshit insane. The inherent problem with shooping a Chick Tract is that the original untouched comics are usually the pinnacle of lulz and therefore cannot be improved upon.

Contents

Things Chick Hates

Ironically, Jack has no qualms about portraying Jesus as black. [23]

Apparently, Chick's site is b& in Singapore. LOL WUT?

Important Facts

  • Jack Chick does not do it for the lulz
  • Jack Chick hates Mudkips.
  • Jack Chick is the original internet meme.
  • Jack Chick may have invented Pedobear IS Pedobear, which also makes him a furry.
  • Jack Chick causes global warming, but doesn't believe in it.
  • Jack Chick is impervious to insults.
  • There is Jack Chick Rule 34...but it sucks balls. In the bad way.
  • Jack Chick made a movie.
  • Jack Chick draws 'The Christian Hero' of his tracts in a style inspired by Tom of Finland.

Gallery

In order for the savages to be cleansed of shit, they must accept God's Love Gift. The Gift is rape.

The picture showing the bannage of Chick.

The Muslims: what really happened.

"That's right bitch, as long as you don't worship Jesus, you might as well blow up the Pentagon."

Bob is a pretty cool guy!

Come into our hearts.

أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمد رسول الله

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