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Chick tracts

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Not to be confused with the other kind of Chick Tract.

Hey jack, whose ass did you cum in last night? OIC.

A typical Chick tract. No, srsly.

Jack Chick converts to Islam.

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Jack Chick is what happens when a comic book artist becomes a Christian fundamentalist

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. A typical Chick tract will usually feature a person who has yet to be 'saved' or will be tricked by another character, who is usually the Devil in disguise. The character will eventually return to Jesus, after realizing the error of their ways. Everyone who isn't a Jesus freak goes directly to Hell, or is actively working for the devil. They're often full of hilarious misinformation about just about fucking everything. Jack Chick tracts are a popular target for Photoshoppers, in part because they are so batshit insane. The inherent problem with shooping a chick tract is that the original untouched comics are usually the pinnacle of lulz and therefore cannot be improved upon.

1 Things Chick Hates
2 Important Facts
3 Gallery
4 External Links
5 See Also

[edit] Things Chick Hates

Ironically, Jack has no qualms about portraying Jesus as black. [23]

Apparently, Chick's site is b& in Singapore. LOL WUT?

[edit] Important Facts

Jack Chick does not do it for the lulz
Jack Chick hates mudkips.
Jack Chick is the original internet meme.
Jack Chick ~~may have invented Pedobear~~ IS Pedobear, which also makes him a furry
Jack Chick causes global warming, but doesn't believe in it.
Jack Chick is impervious to insults.
There is Jack Chick rule 34 ... but it sucks balls. In the bad way.
Jack Chick made a movie.

[edit] Gallery

In order for the savages to be cleansed of shit, they must accept God's Love Gift. The Gift is rape.	The Muslims: what really happened.	"That's right bitch, as long as you don't worship Jesus, you might as well blow up the Pentagon."	Bob is a pretty cool guy!
Come into our hearts.	أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمد رسول الله