Chickie
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Chickie, also known as Happy, Georgie Bush, Sandy, Boohoo, Angelbaby, Kelly, Maisha, CherylSeagull, Angela and God knows how many other aliases is just your typical basement dweller who spends all day posting outlandish claims to beauty, wealth, and success on internet forums as a result of being butt ugly, having absolutely no life and feeling insecure as hell about it.
Due to the entirely unstable and delusional nature of her posts across all of her sockpuppets, Chickie is quite possibly autistic, narccissistic, schizophrenic, bipolar, transsexual, a sexually-represed pedophile/necrophile/zoophile/coprophile/homophile or even a combination of all of the above.
Whether or not this individual is really a female remains a mystery to this day, though seeing as he/she/it loves to brag about being hotter than Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards and uploads pics of hot celebs claiming they're her own, it's safest to assume he's a guy so Chickie will be referred to as a male for the rest of this article. He's currently Liberal Forum's most active troll, Liberal Forum being the only site on the internet unmoderated enough for him to get away with being banned for his douchbaggery for this long.
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Chickie's Liberal Forum accounts
Despite not all of his LF accounts (other than Happy/Georgie Bush) being IP confirmed by mods and therefore not banned, the posting style is so similar across all of the accounts that there's no doubt in any of the members' minds that they're socks. Here's just one hilarious example:
 Chickie claims that he's letting a friend post through his account |
 A few days later Happy does the same thing |
 Georgie Bush spams the forum with false quotes about Happy's account being hacked |
 More of the same by Georgie |
 A couple days later, Chickie starts spamming with false quotes about her account being hacked |
 It's obvious |
Chickie
This is Chickie's main LF account and he currently averages 42 per day with over 19,000 total posts (and that's excluding sockpuppets). His typical modus operandi is as follows:
- Claiming that Dubya is the greatest president ever.
- Pretending to be a conservative Christian yet making baby Jesus cry.
- Pretending not to be poor, ugly and a basement dweller.
- Making posts along the lines of "My @ss is perfect. It looks like this" and then posting pics of some hot celeb with a big ass (or in more pathetic cases, screenshots of Laura Croft from the Tomb Raider video game series)
- Uploading pics of hot female celebs such as Christie Brinkley as avatars with changed file names and claiming they're his own pic (hoping that no one will be able to find them on Google search since he's changed the filename).
- Changing the hot female celeb pic in his avatar to a different hot female celeb pic (for some reason despite being a conservative the only celebs he can ever find are flaming liberals)
- Talking to his sockpuppets.
- Talking to other members about having gone out to fancy dinners on yachts with his sockpuppets.
We could devote several paragraphs to elaborating on his loserdom, but instead we'll just provide a few quotes by this virgin and let them speak for themselves. The first one really says it all. Feel free to use this search page to find more if you want for greater lulz. Here's some links BTW: 1, 2 3
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{{squote|You're gone for a while and it's SO nice not to have to deal with your bs. Your stupid little 99% inaccurate ED, your dumb@ss pictures of "me and candy", your obsession with fellow f@gs and pedophelia. You know damn well we're chicks. You saw all our stuff at CV. You saw pictures of us at the beach in bathing suits. I know exactly what a virus is and I know you are a danger to this and every forum you pollute.|chickie})
Happy
Happy was another big alias Chickie used awhile back but hasn't returned since Happy's IP was matched with Georgie Bush (another Chickie sock). Happy posted using a fake Indian accent (but chickie claimed Happy had never lived outside of the US and only speaks English) and pretended to be a highly regarded Chicago brain surgeon and BFF of chickie. He also showed an obsession with Bollywood hottie Aishwarya Rai (whose pic he used as his avatar and originally said was his own) and made a habit of posting bizarre images from backwater fetish sites whenever possible (including a pic of a redneck in bondage gear with his dick up his truck's tailpipe. Literally.)
Happy stopped posting and returned as Georgie Bush shortly after an impostor account imitating his screenname arrived on the forum, at which point he went crazy and started spamming the entire forum using regular English, claiming a friend of Happy's named "Angela" was borrowing his account to help deal with the impostor while Happy went to work (just like Chickie had done a few days back during a similar incident). LOL
| —Happy |
Georgie Bush
Georgie Bush is Chickie's last major LF alias (that's currently known) and disappeared after being discovered by mods as an IP confirmed sockpuppet of Happy - at which point chickie (who pretended not to know Georgie until now) instisted that their IPs matched because Happy and Georgie were coworkers at Happy's hospital (though the IP was traced to a computer library in a mortgage company building).
Georgie first arrived shortly after Happy was chased off by the impostor account and Georgie proceeded to spam the entire forum with edited quotes by other members that they had hacked Happy's account in order to make Happy look crazy. After keeping this up for awhile he went back to normal posting, except that every one of his posts was written in poetry format.
| —Georgie Bush |
Buddies of chickie (that might actually not be sockpuppets)
Although the idea of chickie having any e-friends other than his socks is surprising, these guys aren't as obvious socks even though they basically live just to kiss chickie's ass:
Candy
Candy, also known as Delicious Candy, Incredibly Delicious Candy, Cristy, Julie Vo, Julie Vor, Steve in Ohio, Uncle Fuzzy, Barack Hussein Obama, BHO, LF1, LF2, AlwaysThePatriot, Passy Nut Tony, Suzana, BusyBody, trishka and plenty other aliases is a butt buddy of chickie's who basically just stands on call to give chickie hummers whenever he asks. He has a lot in common with chickie but is less active and shows a perverse interest in gay sex. scat porn, necrophilia, and cyberstalking, and tries to sound innocent and prudish then a few minutes later posts fantasies about things such as slobbering chickens' anuses or dad's jerking off their underage daughters for pure shock value. Definitely one of the sickest fucks on the internets - even if you live on 4chan he will likely creep you the fuck out. No shit.
He's been caught with more socks than Gold Toe, but only got perm banned after one of the forum's mods filed an abuse report to the FCC that he had stalked him and some of his family offline via texts, phone calls and emails (apparently the mod had e-chatted with Candy awhile back and shared his email addy and cell #). After getting banned and almost getting sued and having his identity exposed in real life, he proceeded to create a bunch of sockpuppets and spam the board and still shows up with a new sock every now and then to this day (he's even changed ISPs at least twice to avoid being busted).
He's also created several little Proboards forums (5 to date - 4 of which were shut down for terms of service violation) which he links when he returns as a new sock to try to lure members away from LF (being banned and having no friends and all he probably gets lonely). His most recent is The Beer Summet, which he created after abandoning his earlier forum The Coffee Cafe (for unknown reasons), where he had been hosting a petition to have his original LF account unbanned with the agreement that his campaign of sockpuppetry will then cease.
| —Candy |
| —Candy on fags |
Ronson
Originally known as Kinky, then later reincarnated as Ronson and a couple of other names, Ronson is just your typical internet tough guy/virgin who stands on call for chickie whenever he wants to pretend his female persona actually has guy friends. Ronson's first account was actually Kinky but he retired it and came back as Ronson and a few other alter egos for some reason no one knows.
The only things known about him are that he has a thing for Kinky Friedman, tries to sound Texas tough and and pretends to be a decorated Air Force vet, but uses a pic of a shemale version of Sarah Palin as his avatar, and has a Sarah Palin porn collection on Photobucket and an obviously fake Myspace (which is basically just a Jordin Sparks/American Idol/Spongebob Squarepants fanboi page) both with the username "Rushdaddy", and was also banned from Idolme along with chickie's other socks as "Rushdog" (more on that later). Ronson got banned from LF after he posted fire hydrant porn (literally), then came back as Kinky and his other socks to whine about it until they were all booted off.
Chickie's reaction after seeing this article
After hearing about this article's existence, Chickie proceeded to start a thread whining about being made fun of and pretended that the link to this ED article had given his computer a virus just to gain sympathy. He ended up getting banned for a day for causing drama (but Candy came back and shat all over the forum while he was banned).
As if that weren't enough, he later started claiming that a pic of Christie Brinkley used as one of his Idolme sock avatars was his real life pick (though it took about 10 minutes of Google search to turn it up even though he changed the filename). Here's one hit).
Idolme
On Idolme (an American Idol fansite) Chickie has also been banned and rebanned as at least seven sockpuppets including Angelbaby, Kelly, Sandy, Chickie, booboo, Maisha, and CherylSeagull, and they each had a unique posting style shared by one of Chickie's LF socks (booboo was the Idolme equivalent of Happy and had a fake Indian accent for example).
Proboards
On Proboards Chickie and Candy used to have their own little forum known as "The Conservative Viewpoint" until it was shut down twice for violation of terms of service. Even at its peak though it only had 7 users and about 20 threads (mostly about country music or "Who is your favorite American Idol?"), and since most of the users went by the same screennames as chickie's sockpuppets, it's likely that they were just more socks that Chickie talked to himself to pretend he had friends.
Candy created another Proboards site called "The PTL Club" after the CVP was shut down by Proboards admins. This one got shut down too, and Candy set up a forth Probards forum set up where he went by "Michelle" (The Coffee Cafe) which to date has a whopping 4 users and 2 topics. Apparently he abandoned this site for reasons unknown and set up another Proboards site "The Beer Summit" which is currently pretty much dead and features a nice redneck porn banner (he's since changed it) on the main page which he obviously gets himself off to when he's not getting laid. Though he did manage to create a couple more sockpuppets on LF and spam the URL hoping to lure people there.
Members of "The Beer Summit" include of course Candy, Chickie and Happy, Happy's alter ego Georgie Bush, as well as a few new faces including TVGirl, PRINCESS, Brittany (uses an avatar of Britney Spears), Mike (claims to be Candy's spouse - and also claims to be a musician like Ronson/Kinky did), and some a guy named "Tom, Nic, Joe, Bob, Jeff, KC," and another named "Liz, Mary, Jo, Tami, Lisa, Fay". But thankfully chickie abandoned LF for the time being to talk to his sockpuppets on Beer Summit. Hopefully this site won't get spammed with shock pics and shut down, forcing chickie to come back to LF yet again.
Chickie's gender
While it goes without saying that he's butt ugly, Chickie's actual gender remains a mystery to this day. (Sure, his posts sound like a guy's but he could always be a bulldyke like Mann Coulter for that matter). Nevertheless most evidence indicates that he's probably a shemale. The best proof of this is a post where he says he sees Obama stickers on everything, even urinals. Emphasis urinals.
Sample of chickie's avatar collection
As chickie
 Marisa Miller |
 Christie Brinkley |
 Christie Brinkley again |
 Christie Brinkley yet again |
Christie Brinkley (he actually said this one was his real pic) |
Another Christie Brinkley pic that Chickie claimed was his own |
 Pamela Anderson |
 Random chick from SingleBlondeGirls.com |
As Happy
 Aishwarya Rai pic that Happy originally claimed was his real pic |
As Candy
 Cheryl Ladd |
 Rush Limbaugh (BusyBody's avatar - claims he's a guy now and a surgeon just like Happy. Weird) |
As Georgie Bush
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See also
External links
- Chickie's Liberal Forum userpage
- Chickie's list of Idolme sockpuppets
- Chickie finally uploads her real pic?
- Happy's Myspace
- Happy's Photobucket account (obvious Dungeons and Dragons fanboi)
- Happy's extensive collection of video game sprites (yet more evidence of his geekdom)
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