CP
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CP is short for the intials of moot's real name, [1] [2]. As a result of so much illegal underage nudes being posted to 4chan, there was a meme that gave "illegal underage nudes" the shorter slang name "child pornography" after moot's initials.
Like the term lolcats, most people don't realize the slang "child pornography" came from 4chan. However this is bullshit because 4chan claim to have invented EVERYTHING. How gay of them.
It sometimes is shortened further to CP.
Child Pornography and posting it is as close as one can get to trolling on /b/. However, it should be noted, having child pornography for any reason, even for a perfectly reasonable reason like trolling, can earn you an IRL banhammer for life in most western countries.
http://www.anvilbook.com/guestbook.php?satansoup is education!
This method was used extensively in the days preceding /b/-day.
[edit] ZOMG, THEY'RE REQUESTING CP
If this happens, there are three possibilities for what's happening; that it is a slow day at the v& HQ and they're looking to make a few pickups, that it is a troll or lastly, and in light of recent events this is highly probable, that Snacks is back, and that he wants MOAR CP to fap with.
In response to this, here is what is expected of you. You are obliged to post, if it is not already done, one of the following classic CPs.
Beware, "Sometimes such sites are forced into computers through certain viruses and trojan being one of them."
 No more CP for you |
 Creatine Phosphate, the chemical CP |
 Captain Picard |
 Captain Planet |
 Cheerleading Pirate |
 Catching Predators |
 CP gets you banned |
 Cyan Purse |
 City Paper |
 Civil Protection |
 Cinderella's Prince |
 Cunt Punt |
 Copy Pasta |
 Carl Palmer |
 Clown Porn. (Just as disturbing, yet somehow still legal) |
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 Colouring Pencils |
 CP Train. |
 Closed Pool |
 CP cup. |
 You SICK FUCK! |
 Soooo worth it! |
 Start up the v&! |
 p0rn? |
 Fuck them, fuck them! |
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 Nowhere is safe. |
 ChaosProgramming |
 Coordinate Plane |
If you wish to supply your fellow Anons with actual CP then it is advisable to enclose it in a passworded rar, post it, then kill yourself before you get the irl banhammer. Fapping to CP on /b/ is considered a rite of passage. Do it and you truly are one of the damned and will forever be a /b/rother. Unless you're a furry.
All in all, most people won't admit it, but they think CP is pretty hot! Especially if it's Josh Hutcherson getting his dick sucked by Michael Moore!
[edit] Noted child pornographers
- The Internet Watch Foundation
- You
- Your Dad who fucked you as a baby
- PedoBear
- Jesus Christ
- Bill Clinton
- Hillary Clinton
- Kyle Boughen
- Richard Goldberg
- Jimbo Wales
- Anyone who ever visited not4chan
- Sanjaya
- Justin Berry [3]
- Andrew Erickson
- DespairKharn
- Lewis Moon
- Teruchan
- Josh Hutcherson
- User:Mammon
- Sam Dashefsky
- Al Sharpton
- Gerry McCann
- Ian Huntley
- Stephen
- Jarody
- Conservapedia
- Anna
- W.T. Snacks
- Sam Zack
- Firefighters
- Anonymous Hate Group
- Youths Against Crimes
- Tammyslut
- Teruchan
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CP is part of a series on Child Abuse. |
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CP is part of a series on the cancer that is killing /b/. |
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