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CP
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CP is short for the intials of moot's real name, [1] [2]. As a result of so much illegal underage nudes being posted to 4chan, there was a meme that gave "illegal underage nudes" the shorter slang name "child pornography" after moot's initials. Like the term lolcats, most people don't realize the slang "child pornography" came from 4chan. However this is bullshit because 4chan claim to have invented EVERYTHING. How gay of them. It sometimes is shortened further to CP.
Child Pornography and posting it is as close as one can get to trolling on /b/. However, it should be noted, having child pornography for any reason, even for a perfectly reasonable reason like trolling, can earn you an IRL banhammer for life in most western countries.
[edit] ZOMG, THEY'RE REQUESTING CP
If this happens, there are three possibilities for what's happening; that it is a slow day at the v& HQ and they're looking to make a few pickups, that it is a troll or lastly, and in light of recent events this is highly probable, that Snacks is back, and that he wants MOAR CP to fap with.
In response to this, here is what is expected of you. You are obliged to post, if it is not already done, one of the following classic CPs.
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 Creatine Phosphate, the chemical CP |
 Captain Picard |
 Captain Planet |
 Cheerleading Pirate |
 Catching Predators |
 Cyan Purse |
 City Paper |
 Civil Protection |
 Cinderella's Prince |
 Cunt Punt |
 Copy Pasta |
 Carl Palmer |
 Pedobear loooves Candlewick Press! |
 Clown Porn. (Just as disturbing, yet somehow still legal) |
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 Coloring Pencils |
 Canadian Pacific Train. |
 Closed Pool |
 CP cup. |
 Cartesian Plane |
 CP - Now available in crates |
 Crud Puppy |
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 Cedar Point |
 Control Point |
 Cookie Puss |
 Communist Party |
If you wish to supply your fellow Anons with actual CP then it is advisable to enclose it in a passworded rar, post it, then kill yourself before you get the irl banhammer. Fapping to CP on
/b/ is considered a rite of passage. Do it and you truly are one of the damned and will forever be a /b/rother. Unless you're a furry.
All in all, most people won't admit it, but they think CP is pretty hot!
 No more CP for you |
 CP gets you banned |
 You SICK FUCK! |
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 Soooo worth it! |
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 p0rn? |
 Fuck them, fuck them! |
 Nowhere is safe. |
 Asking for it. |
 OH NOEZ!!!!!11!!1 |
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CP is part of a series on Child Abuse. |
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CP is part of a series on the cancer that is killing /b/. |
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Categories: 4chan | Crap
