Chismah

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He's free ladies.

Chismah is the youtube screen name of Dwayne Holloway, a 31 year old man who claims he suffers from "True Forced Loneliness". Dwayne claims that women stereotype him out before getting to know him. This is very lulzy because Dwayne is unemployed, lives with his mother, weighs well over 500lbs, and sits up all night posting youtube vids and making fake youtube accounts of his haters. Just what every woman wants in a guy. When questioned about his social life, Dwayne said, "I don't have any friends so I pretty much sit at home on the computer and stuff like that, but I do get out when I go to the store and stuff like that". In a failed attempt to lose weight, Dwayne devised a workout plan which consisted of a walk around the block at 5:00 in the morning before he went to bed, and thats it. He claims he was planing on "hitting" the gym, but couldn't because his doctor said he was at risk to have a massive heart attack. Dwayne has e-sex with his butt buddy Bill122460.

1 Mental Illness
2 Mission
3 Relationship with Bill
4 Youtube
5 Trivia
6 External Links
- 6.1 Youtube
- 6.2 Myspace
7 See Also

[edit] Mental Illness

"True Forced Loneliness": the lifestyle of choice for basement dwellers like you.

It is quite apparent that Dwayne and Bill alike suffer from sever schizophrenia and should be admitted asap. They believe that the government is out to get them and is brainwashing women into forcing them to be lonely. Bill has posted videos to people in the military and in law enforcement telling them to turn on the government and blow up The White House. Bill has stated that he hates women so much that when he hears about a woman being murdered on the news, he smiles and fantasizes about killing a woman. Bill and Dwayne also think that the government killed Chris Benoit.

[edit] Mission

Dwayne claims he's on a mission from God to open people's eyes and expose the reality of "TFL" and the U.S. Government. He says after they post 1000 more YouTube videos and get 7 more supporters, they're going to "take it to the streets". Of course, his idea of taking it to the streets is sitting on his couch eating pizza and watching tv land while Bill122460 goes on a killing spree with his son Jason. In a sad attempt to show his dedication to the "movement", Dwayne has stated that he's in it till the bitter end or until he's dead and maggots are eating his shriveled virgin dick.

Setting you down the right path one retarded quote at a time

[edit] Relationship with Bill

Dwayne and Bill met in a gay chat room 2 years ago. They each expressed their hate for women and 2 days later Bill and Dwayne were "brothers for life". Their relationship grew even stronger when Dwayne bought a webcam and showed Bill his penis on cam. They have phone sex on a daily basis and when Stevehoca was part of the TFL movement, the three were known to have 3way circle jerks on cam. since Dwayne didn't like Bill looking at other guys, they removed Steve from the movement and added REDTOP who is very well know in the gay community for his deepthroat skills.