Christian Teen Forums
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On May 10th, 2008, around 7:20 p.m. PST, anon owned made an ass of itself on Christian Teen Forums.
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[edit] The Premise
If you don't know who they are, it's a place filled with virgin-for-life Christians, alter-boy crazy Catholics, self-hating Jews, and Baptists who have long since been out of the loop on how much their invisible creator is going to bring Rapture upon them. The plan was simple, and completely fool-proofed - even the newfags couldn't fuck this one up.
Well...
[edit] The Result
Basically, an Anon got scared of their ghost stories, stole a mod's password/email, and laid down the hammer to anyone below level 4 on their Admin/Mod hierarchy. By May 11th (they shall nevar forget), every anon/femanon participating in this crap got their ISPs ganked, /b/ laughed, and a backraid was discussed with the true evil's secret base, in case these complete failures ever picked their heads up from the series of tubes.
[edit] The Original Plan
1. Find Gore
2. Type caption, "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?"
3. Post on /b/
4. ?????
5. Profit!!!
Wow, wonder why that didn't work...?
[edit] A Working Plan
1. Find Christians
2. Type piece of a scripture from the Bible that has meaning to you(use something from Luke, Job, or Psalms...that shit be dope), but leave part of it out.
3. Using TinyURL, or something better, add a link for the remaining part, and ask readers to click said link (claim it's a MySpace, LJ, etc. page link)
4. Repeat as necessary
5. ?????
6. Post on /b/
[edit] Quotes
| —MrDudle - 2008 |
| —MrDudle - 2008 |
[edit] The Mods and Admins
Being more corrupt then the Senate on Corresant, the mods and admins, even though they think they are above all the spineless members of their little cult-board, they are beneath the lowest form of life. Their leader, whom is frequently compared to Hitler, is neither fit nor capable of running a forum. He's an old Pedobear that lures teens to his board with promises of Jesus and Turkish delight.
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