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Christian furry

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Rarely found in nature, the Christian furry is a bizarre mish-mash of ideals. It appears this exists only because the Narnia series had talking animals and Christian overtones. Unfortunately, the spiritual side only seems to make them more batshit crazy, as they make claims about the Garden of Eden being a furry paradise "... because the animals were able to speak, clearly they were Furries." Are as likely to start preaching about Jesus as they are about the evils of fursecution. The only eventual outcome is for a Christian furry to begin whining about the lack of furry representation in the Bible, particularly the lack of detail regarding yiffing on Noah's Ark (also known to them as history's first furry convention). After all, they DID require one of each gender for "reproductive purposes"...

[edit] Furry Jesus

What was once an image of greatness has been sodomized beyond repair.

Long ago, a mass of white supremacists deluded themselves into thinking the son of God was white (and born in the Middle East), and it was so. Not long ago, a mass of people who fap to the The Lion King deluded themselves into thinking the beacon of all that is good supports their fetish, and it wasn't quite so, but the image will never leave the minds of some. Further proof that furries ruin everything.

[edit] Furry Jesus Gallery

Furries have their own version of Jesus. While some consider the Furry Jesus a myth, he has been mentioned in The New Testament. Notice the mixture of human an animal characteristics, especially the fur. Furry Jesus also has dragon wings for the dragon furries.

Furry Jesus welcomes all the little lost lambs, foxes, wolves, dogs, cats, coyotes, and dick-nippled magical three-tailed vampire fairy badgers into heaven with open arms.