Christopher Reeve
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The actor who played Superman, made quadriplegic due to a horse riding accident. He makes interesting appearances in select usericons on LJ. Also a prime (albeit dead) player in the "Christopher Reeve is a Dead Cripple" drama initiated by LJ user jimmybobob79.
In his defense the horse was made entirely out of kryptonite
Recently Christopher Reeve snuffed it from festering bedsores after his loving, caring wife stopped flipping him over when she realised that he was actually just trolling her with the time honoured DGT of withholding sex. The world has been a better place since.
The opposite of Christopher Walken.
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Maddox on how Christopher Reeve WAS an Asshole
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