Chrome
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Google Chrome is one of the shittiest web browsers known to man. It appeared last Thursday when a very funny webcomic was leaked. 4chan's /g/ and Something Awful's SH/SC orgasmed at the release of Chrome and dubbed it the "Windows killer". Luckily Google is an advertising company so the browser will keep all of your personal data, such as what websites you visit, safe. Wink wink.
Features
The main feature of the browser is that it starts a new process for each tab opened to save internet spaces. This extends to advertisements, where all advertisements on a tab are opened in a new tab and the one you were viewing is closed. This is so you can view the advertisements with maximum pleasure and without being distracted by all that content on /b/. The browser incorporates many unique privacy elements such as direct transfer of your private data to the government for protection. Chrome has proven itself so fast that Comcast is now throttling the speeds of Chrome and Windows Anti Virus 2008 classifies it as a virus.
Google powers it with copyright infringement; they made special Pokeballs to capture rare and valuable Pokemon like Metagross, who has brains the size of at least 4 supercomputers. The Pokemon are used to power the browser as they slowly sap the life force from your computer.
It has some key differences from Firefox, like being able to drag tabs into separate windows (which Firefox can now do and Opera could always do) and that's about it. However, because it is made by Google, everyone overlooks the complete irrelevance of this browser.
Some argue that it is in fact the Metroid logo with Samus in her ball.
Why you should switch
- Because Firefox 3 is complete shit.
- Open source
- Beta = Leet Hacker
- Help Google take over the world
- More ads
- Incognito Mode DELETES YOUR IP ADDRESS
- Increases your ram speed by 1 gigabyte
- XTREME SPEEDS
- Resembles Pokeball
Jewish Takeover
Prior to 9/11 the Jews were conspiring to take over the internet in an operation known only as Web 2.0. It was devolved in early 2000 as a predecessor to YouTube. However Netscape navigator proved to be to much of an opponent and Chrome was canceled. Use extreme caution while using Chrome as it is believed to emit mind-controlling radio waves to make you buy flu shots.
