Chrono Trigger
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Chrono Trigger was a highly popular Super Nintendo game that was (and still is) used frequently in YTMND fads. On top of this, it was designed in part by the same minds behind both Final Fantasy and Dragon Ball Z, so you can already imagine the kind of cultured individuals to whose tastes it caters.
Chrono Cross does not exist.
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[edit] Typical Conversation
Dumbass A: "What's your favorite RPG, buttbuddy?"
Dumbass B: "Final Fantasy 7, but of course Chrono Trigger comes second."
When in actuality, Quest 64 is the true winner.
[edit] Magus
Magus was a blue-purple haired gothic elf wizard thing who teenagers masturbated over and wrote terrible fanfiction about before Sephiroth came along and took his place as the resident long haired goth faggot of video game fandom. An important sidenote is that Magus is his dragqueen stagename, his actual name is Janus, wich contains the word anus. Coinsidence? Hardly. Some 13-year-old boys still idolize him and can be heard putting his stupid lines from the game in their signatures on message boards like GameFAQs.
[edit] Frog/Glenn
Frog was a green haired fag knight who was turned into a frog by magus. He joins the party to defeat magus and turn himself back. He discovers the cure can only be obtain orally through Magus' cock which is an optional ending for the game. He was created to spread furdom to animals with scales for furries too radical for mainstream fur fagdom.
[edit] J. Titor
Hidden character J (Mullet Man) Titor is the man behind Lavos and his planet fucking ways. He makes you to "Take it to the [limit break] " when you challenge him in his California compound. When you challenge him it is fact that safety is not guaranteed.
You can meet this real life video game character by calling his house 850-537-6278. Ask him to tell you stories from the past. Also, ask to speak to the great Jewish leader Moses and the famous Roman Emperor Ceaser. Also, some chick named Debra.
Take a break from tearing down the Cos and give J a call.
[edit] Endings
Chrono Trigger was famous for its multiple endings. These depended on when you finished the game. For example. if you fail to steal the fried chicken from the lizard niggers in the ancient time and choose to beat the big boss right then and there, the world winds up turning out like Atlanta.
[edit] Gallery
 The game features pedophiles. |
 More pedos |
 Also more pedos |
 C'mon you obviously knew she was a ho! |
 See? |
 The game glorifies being a transvestite |
 Box art of the cancelled remake. |
 Well fuck you too, you little bastard-bot! |
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Chrono Trigger is part of a series on Gaming. |
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