Chuck E. Cheese's

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

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“	Where a kid can be a kid.	„
—But not for long.

Chuck E. Cheese's is a theme restaurant created by Nolan Bushnell that specializes in pizza, kiddie rides, video games, giant fuzzy plushie prizes, offering employment to pedos, and surreptitiously turning unsuspecting American children into future furry sympathizers for over 30 years.

1 Entertainment
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3 External Links
4 See Also

[edit] Entertainment

[edit] Ballpit

The famed pit isn't what the colorful balls of joy make it seem. Kids have died from Teh Great Ballpit of Death. You can find snakes and diarrhea in the depths of this trap. Chuck E. Cheese's co-founder has suggested renaming it "The House of 1,000 Corpses", but then realized it would make their profits go down.

[edit] Theatre

You can eat your pizza (or salad) and watch a band called Munch's Make Believe Band, played by professional dancers perform for you. They are usually high on LSD and horny as fuck, so be prepared for rapey time.

[edit] Characters

Chuck E. Cheese, a mouse.
Helen Henny, a hen.
Micheal Katson, like the real Micheal Jackson originally came from Africa and now looks like a dead puppet.
Mr. Munch, a purple monster.
A redneck dog named Jasper T. Jowels.
Madame Oink, a French pig.
Pasqually - he's Italian and makes pizza. The kids really enjoy him because the Mexicans that visit the restaurant can totally relate to him and Italian is, like, the same thing as Mexican.
Mitzi Mozzarella, a loli mouse
Billy Bob, a redneck bear
Dook LaRue, a delusional dog guy from space or some shit

There is also a second team of robots, called the Warblettes. They dress in bright drag-queen clothing and sing about love. At the end of every show the Warblettes tell everyone that they love them but they have to go now to do another show somewhere else.