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Cindy Crosby

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“	If Gretzky and Barnaby had a baby it would be Cindy Crosby.	„
—Some fag on stonerock.com

~~Sidney Crosby~~ Cindy Crosby, originally a Canadian hockey player for the Pittsburgh Penguins, is a meme on 4chan's /sp/ board. Loved by ~~fairweather faggots~~ CapitalistBastard only, who considers him the the greatest hockey player who ever lived, and pretty much hated by everyone else (especially Philly fags). Also, Cindy is incapable of growing a proper Playoff Beard, instead growing a prepubescent patch-beard not unlike a 13 year old boy.

While known by the media faggots on ESPN and TSN as the next Wayne Gretzky, most /sp/artans call out Cindy for his love of diving to embellish a penalty on the opposing team, therefore cementing his reputation on /sp/ as a perpetually butthurt crybaby. He always cries to the refs because the opposing defense wouldn't let him score a goal. Cindy feels he is entitled to a high point total, therefore whenever a real hockey player gives him a little love tap, he cries.

Cindy and his merry band of faggots made it to the Stanley Cup Finals in 2008, facing the Detroit Red Wings. However, they were soundly defeated. Many in /sp/ see this as Epic Fail (although not as Epic Fail as 18-1).

[edit] Facts About Cindy Crosby

Cindy is the NHL's only open homosexual.
Cindy has an overdeveloped wrist shot.
Is currently the secret gay lover of Mario Lemieux.
Is cheating on Mario with Marc-Andre Fleury.
Hobbies include diving, snorkeling, spelunking, and buttsex.
Believes the goatse is "a good start."
Got paid over 9000 million dollars to be the official fag for Reebok.
Is always the bottom.
Despite being a butthurt crybaby diving faggot, he surely ~~makes more money~~ will suck more cock than you'll ever hope to see in your lifetime. And that's fucking sad if you like it in the poop chute.
Is known to wear Crocs on a daily basis.

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