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Circumcision

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An uncircumcised penis
An uncircumcised penis
A mohel traditionally performs the circumcision
A mohel traditionally performs the circumcision

Circumcision is the act of chopping off the foreskin of the penis (or, if you are from Tasmania, having your sister kicked in the jaw). It used to be a religious thing, performed among Jews, but with the rising number of gays, bubblegum factories have had to introduce new and exciting flavors - hence the rising number of circumcisions. It is also used in modern times as a wonderful way to welcome a new baby into the world. Who doesn't love "mutilation"? (See further detail on fags' opinions below.) The availability of circumcision information on the Internet has the ability to piss circumcised men off about something they weren't even thinking about, or perhaps something they were told was just a little snip. Thanks a lot, internet. Sure I appreciate the gambling and hardcore porn, but didn't you ever consider MY feelings?

Pedophiles believe this archaic but common form of Guro is very win, and is the reason that pediatricians exist, amirite?

About 30% of men on the planet are circumcised, and of that 30%, 70% are Americans.

Contents

Crawling in my (fore)skin, this wound it will not heal

Few things get people as excited on the Internets as circumcision, because discussing other people's penises on the internets is totally not gay amirite? The most vocal opponents are the majority of all internets, who prefer their sausages with skin. To quote an expert:

 
 
It's like being fucked by a dried up cock-piston that feels less pleasure, instead of a proven evolutionary method of pleasing a gay man. Believe me, I know.
 

 

—A gay homosexual

Whenever someone brings the topic up, the conversation usually involves most guys not giving a shit about it and smart people freaking out and using a form of the word "mutilated" in every post. Then the pedos (who love circumcision) start to freak out, sensing a threat to their supply of masturbation material - photos of circumcised baby penises. White trash moms (who also love circumcision) team up with the pedos and shit gets out of hand.

What it boils down to is this: if you're raping something asleep, you want to cum ASAP for maximal escape chance. Keeping your penis is a proven method of jizzing quick. Also, if one is uncircumcised, you are a true male, due to the ability to bring lulz from clever tricks using this skin. See foreskin.

Along with this, you aren't butthurt and hunted for being a Jew.

However, you're probably never going to have sex, so you can disregard most of this article as it really doesn't matter either way. Arguing over circumcision on the internet is like two cripples arguing over who has stronger legs.

Female Circumcision

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Women love being circumcized too.
Women love being circumcized too.


Moar info: Clitoris.


Broads can get their clits lobbed off too. Ouch. Unlike circumcision, this is illegal to perform without consent and can't be forced on babies. Unless you are in some small village in the middle of Nowhere, Afurika. In which case, you can get away with it. Preferred method is a piece of broken glass or battery acid, but a cat is fine too. Fuck the clit! They don't need one anyway!

Forekin Restoration

Some men who were dickhurt over having been circumcised during infancy feel the need to restore their foreskins,although this is pointless because they will never regain the 20,000 nerve endings lost in the procedure and only eurofags and homosexuals like foreskin despite the fact that 99.9% of consenting women would not know the difference even if they were trying to suck two cocks at once.

Jews

During Jewish circumcision, the mohel (specially trained pedobear who performs the operation) will remove the foreskin, then suck the blood out of the open wound. Seriously, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.

In 2005, some mohel who did this shit in New York gave three kids herpes. One of them died. The mayor, Michael Bloomberg, tried to get the Jew Kings of New York to stop. Here's a screenshot:

The Jew Kings eloquently defend their right to perform this sacred, ancient practice of sucking baby dick while rubbing one off


Jews have a Party where they invite everyone over to brag about their newborn son's half incher and then joyously allow someone (usually picked by whoever has the sharpest knife with them) the right to slice their sons dick up. While the Jews watch the babies penis get molested and mutilated they enjoy various snacks as watching a babies penis bleed is known to increase a Jew's appetite by over 9000. Often times if the parents are not stocked up on enough cocktail weiners/bananas/other phallic looking foods then the foreskin of the victim is ingested ritually.

List of people who approve of circumcision

List of people who disapprove of circumcision

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Just in case you weren't circumcised at birth.
Just in case you weren't circumcised at birth.


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