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Circumcision

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An uncircumcised penis
An uncircumcised penis
A mohel traditionally performs the circumcision
A mohel traditionally performs the circumcision

Circumcision is the act of chopping off the foreskin of the penis (or, if you are from New Zealand, having your sister kicked in the jaw). It used to be a religious thing, performed among Jews, but with the rising number of gays, bubblegum factories have had to introduce new and exciting flavors - hence the rising number of circumcisions. It is also used in modern times as a wonderful way to welcome a new baby into the world. Who doesn't love "mutilation"? (See further detail on fags' opinions below.)

Pedophiles believe this archaic but common form of Guro is very win, and is the reason that pediatricians exist, amirite?

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[edit] Drama

Few things get people as excited on the Internets as circumcision. The most vocal opponents are the majority of all internets, who prefer their sausages with skin. To quote an expert:

 
“ 		 
It's like being fucked by a well oiled cock-piston that feels less pleasure, instead of a proven evolutionary method of pleasing a gay man. Believe me, I know.
  		„
 

—A gay homosexual

Whenever someone brings the topic up, the conversation usually involves most guys not giving a shit about it and smart people freaking out and using a form of the word "mutilated" in every post. Then the pedos (who love circumcision) start to freak out, sensing a threat to their supply of masturbation material - photos of circumcised baby penises. White trash moms (who also love circumcision) team up with the pedos and shit gets out of hand.

What it boils down to is this: if you're raping something asleep, you want to cum ASAP for maximal escape chance. Keeping your penis is a proven method of jizzing quick. Also, if one is uncircumcised, you are a true male, due to the ability to bring lulz from clever tricks using this skin. See foreskin.

Along with this, you aren't butthurt and hunted for being a Jew.

However, you're probably never going to have sex, so you can disregard most of this article as it really doesn't matter either way. Arguing over circumcision on the internet is like two cripples arguing over who has stronger legs.

[edit] Female Circumcision

Broads can get their clits lobbed off too. Ouch. Unlike circumcision, this is illegal to perform without consent and can't be forced on babies. Unless you are in some small village in the middle of Nowhere, Afurika. In which case, you can get away with it. Preferred method is a piece of broken glass or battery acid, but a cat is fine too.

[edit] Forekin Restoration

Some men who were dickhurt over having been circumcized during infancy feel the need to restore their foreskins,although this is pointless because they will never regain the 20,000 nerve endings lost in the procedure and only eurofags and homosexuals like foreskin despite the fact that 99.9% of consenting women would not know the difference even if they were trying to suck two cocks at once.

[edit] List of people who approve of circumcision

[edit] List of people who disapprove of circumcision

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