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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Cktraveler (formerly lunatwilight) is a polyamorous, pagan, fanfic-writing livejournal user with an imaginary friend (who also has a livejournal, and an Amazon.com wishlist). He is a shemale, with both breasts and a penis, but wants you to refer to him as "she".

[edit] Facts about Cktraveler

• He has a penis and breasts, and considers himself to be non-op transsexual
• He does not want any males to physically touch him, because he feels upset by "male energy"
• He claims to be a lesbian, and is in a polyamorous triad
• He has an imaginary friend, and will scream at you if you refuse to acknowledge her
• He is an "eclectic pagan"
• He wrote the "Muppetcore Manifesto"
• He writes quite a lot of Harry Potter fanfiction.
• He practices voluntary poverty (as in, he doesn't have a job, and is dirt poor)
• He is a lacto-ovo-vegetarian for "health reasons" and considers caffeine a dangerous drug
• He thinks seaweed is a type of seafood
• He LARPs.
• He posts his naked pictures on the internet (including on nakedgirlparts), and gets angry when people post them on 4chan.
• Even though he gets angry when people post his naked pics on 4chan, he also claims he doesn't care too much because he's "a semiprofessional model anyway"

[edit] See also

• Nakedgirlparts
• Shemale