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Clitoris

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Artist's rendition of what the clitoris might look like.
Artist's rendition of what the clitoris might look like.
If discovered, the clitoris may make the female's head spin around if successfully stimulated.
If discovered, the clitoris may make the female's head spin around if successfully stimulated.
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A mythical creature said to exist somewhere in the Forest of Pubes, which is near Mordor. Much like belief in aliens or bigfoot, the clitoris can be used as a measure of sanity. As this article as ivillage.co.uk says:

 
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The world is divided into three categories of men:
those who know where the clitoris is,
those who don’t, and those who are still looking.
Most men worldwide fall into the last two categories.
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— the first category represents men who are batshit crazy. Everyone else is mostly sane.


Like bigfoot, there are a lot of fake pictures on the internets showing the clitoris. These pictures are usually blurry or, in the case of video, too shaky to make out any detail. Most anatomical pictures show something labeled as a clitoris. This is done purely for the lulz, as every REAL gynecologist knows that there is no such thing. Anyone who tries to tell you where the clitoris resides is probably an e-doctor. Any bumps around the cunt are definitely a sign of Gonnorsyphilchlamytitis, and one should proceed to panic. 10% of all people who manage to remove the bump are cured, however the remaining 393% die instantly.

[edit] Facts

  • The spanish name for the Clitoris is El Chupacabra, or goat sucker. Legend has it that a clitoris once sucked the blood out of a goat, or whatever.
  • The clitoris has been used as a rallying cry for feminists. They believe that the clitoris is the female version of the cock.
  • Some cultures circumcise women to get rid of the clitoris's natural habitat, usually out of fear.

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