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Clowngress
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Clowngress, headed up by User:King Pudding is the goverment's super secret awesome squad. They are like Congress, but with more lulz and less debate.
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[edit] In the begining...
It all started when Al Gore invited the internet in 1984 . At this very moment, the goverment decided that this new teck-noh-ledgit could bring joy, but at a great risk: that the Judicial system could be clogged, and eventually killed, by lolsuits being created by the idiot masses. They called Ghostbusters but couldn't get an answer. They then called King Pudding, who went by ThatHippyMan at the time. He was then forced into a think-tank for 9001 days. When he emerged, he emerged not only as a man, but the first member of Clowngress.
[edit] What happened in the think-tank?
Magick happened. Not that gay Elven magic, but awesome magic. He was transformed from a thoughtful civilian, to a kick ass lawlyer with nothing left to live for.
[edit] Victories of Clowngress
Clowngress has never lost. Ever.
[edit] The State of Florida vs. Clowngress
Clowngress sued Florida for being too much of a retard and for being so damn sunny all the fucking time. Florida counter-sued, claiming that Clowngress had built a weather machine. Clowngress won and was awarded a sum of 1,000,000 dollars.
[edit] Africa vs. Clowngress
Clowngress sued Africa for the fact that it is as hot as balls and there are too many flies. Africa said some stupid shit about AIDS, but no one cared.
[edit] George W. Bush vs. Clowngress
Stupid shit about a weather machine fucking up his belief that global warming is false, no one cared again.
[edit] Europe vs. Clowngress
Clowngress sued Europe for multiple reasons, some of which being "spelling color with a 'u'", "fish and chips. What the fuck?", and "Holy shit, shut the fuck up you stupid French people." Europe counter-sued by saying that Clowngress has a weather machine and it used it on them on several instances, most notably during Napolean's attempt to invade Russia and the Battle of Stalingrad. However Russia is not an ally to Clowngress due to a mix up with a mail-order bride.
[edit] Pending law suits
These are cases that have been going on for a while now and the fight still rages on.
[edit] USA vs. Clowngress
Do you even need an explanation? Also, weather machine.
[edit] Canada vs. Clowngress
Clowngress sued Canada for talking like they are in Europe, acting like they are in Europe, and claiming Clowngress has a weather machine, like Europe said.
[edit] Mexico vs. Clowngress
Clowngress is suing Mexico for its loud impoverished population and being hot as balls. Mexico counter-sued, claiming Clowngress used a weather machine to make it unbelievably hot.
[edit] External Links
None. Clowngress is everywhere, but nowhere.
