Cock Block
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Cock block is the act of preventing sexual intercourse. Usually it is done for the lulz.
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History
The first cock block in history belongs to God.
Eve: Fuck me hard under this apple tree!
Adam: *erection lol*
God: HAI GUIZ! WATS GOIN ON?!.
-- Genesis 3:2-5
Bitches have been Cock blocking for as long as they've been able to. Some argue that it is a womyn's duty to protect her drunk friend from getting pwnt by frat boys and lounge lizards. In reality, chicks just don't want to wake up next to some fat fuck who lives in his mom's basement and writes unfunny ED articles, so they enlist friends to make sure they only go home with ttly hawt guiz.
Methodology
Hot girl wants to go out for night on the town. Hot girl realizes that she got the clap last time she went to a party. Hot girl needs fat girl who will pull her off of guys' laps and make sure she doesn't swallow any cock. Fat friend agrees because she doesnt want her friend to get any, since fat friend hardly does anyway, and proceeds to interrupt every conversation she has that night with "OMG Caitlyn! DON'T YOU HAVE A BF???"
Meanwhile, Fat Friend ends up fucking some guy whose wingman didn't warn him he was about to take home a hambeast, thus proving that chicks pay more attention, or that guys will fuck anything.
Male Cock Blocks
It is also possible to be a cock-blocker and be male. Male cock-blockers are usually the friend of the man who's cock is being blocked. Male's will often make other males feel either like a douche for doing what they're doing or will put them in an awkward situation.
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