Cocktease
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A cocktease is a special type of whore, who is in fact not really a whore at all. A cocktease will get you very excited, making you think she might actually fuck you, but at the last moment turns you down, forcing you to finish the job yourself due to blue-balls.
In other words, every girl you've ever met.
A stripper is a professional cocktease, who fat, ugly virgins pay for thier services, because they are too retarded to hire a prostitute.
Raping a cocktease is perfectly acceptable, since they are all asking for it.
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[edit] Famous Cockteasing
<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"
[edit] How to recognise a cocktease
- She knows your name.
- She's not recoiling in horror at the mere thought of being in your presence.
- She's got boobs.
- She has a vagina.
- She's coincidentally glancing in your general direction.
- She exists.
- You can easily spot a cocktease by looking directly in a mirror.
- Furries don't count. They always want to have sex.
- If she has a dick, RUN!
