Computer Gremlins

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

These are what cause everything and anything on a computer to go wrong. They are everywhere technology exists, constantly attempting to meddle in your technological affairs. When a computer crashes, is acting slow, or just won't do what you want it to, computer gremlins are working in overtime to fuck you over.

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Back when Al Gore invented the Internets, the communist revolutionary Gary Coleman formed a small band of anti-internets elitists in effort to destroy it--followers later dubbed Computer gremlins. In 1974, while on vacation in Albuquerque, New Mexico, Gary Coleman was assassinated by Gordon B. Hinkley, thus thrusting computer gremlins into a vicious war, ongoing to even today.

[edit] Info to know

Computer gremlins prey on helpless noobs and Computer Illiterates, and their only vulnerability is cottage cheese. Computers should be thoroughly doused in cottage cheese to prevent any tom-foolery Computer gremlins may try to carry out behind your back.