Conquer Online
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Conquer Online (henceforth referred to as Conqueer Online) is a free MMORPG games that looks like Diablo 2. The game is run by TQ Digital.
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Conquer Overview
- The game is open PK; this means that you can run around owning people who aren't over your level. Of course to do this you must not be a warrior; Warriors can't kill shit in this game and anyone who chooses one as their endgame class is doomed to be mocked off the internets.
- To control the PKing, you are given PK points whenever you kill someone, 10 for killing someone not enemied to your guild or on your enemy list, 5 for killing someone that is on your enemy list, and 3 for killing an enemy guild member. If you go over 30 PK Points your name goes red and suddenly everyone is out to rape you in the ass for your equipment, as it can now drop. Going over 100 PK Points will send you to jail upon death, after which you need to wait around until you lose your PK points or bribe the Guard there with DragonBalls.
- In order to make your equipment epix itams you must upgrade it with DragonBalls. DragonBalls can be gotten from winning Guild War (which is nothing more than beating a pole), random drops (once every blue moon), or of course, from buying them from the site.
- You can mine for gems; Of course this means you'll be killed every 30 minutes by a PKer looking for lulz.
- You can get married in this game.........'nuff said its fucking gay
There are 7 classes in the game: Aimbotters, Warrior, Trojan, Fire Taoist, Water Taoist Archer and Ninja. Warrior isn't really a class as it's just a big sign on your head screaming "I AM A STUPID NOOB" since it can't kill shit.
Conquer Online Hacks a.k.a CIDProxy and 5Bot
The most known hacks on Conquer Online are CIDProxy and 5Bot.
CIDProxy and the forum can be found at http://cid7.net
5Bot can be found at http://5bot.net
These hacks are the best of all.
Nowhere in the world has this done before and C.I.D also known as Dan is proud to be the Admin of it.
C.I.D / Dan has been programming a long long time and knows how to get things done with his skills! He has been able to make fun of all the programmers TQ has and fix everything they have done so far to stop hacks on Conquer Online.
Recently CIDProxy has died due the fact of TQ's programming but 5Bot is still up and running like always!
What is 5Bot?
A software designed to give players various advantages within a game. These include automated leveling, picking up items, automated aiming of skills ("aimbot" as some might call it), increased running or jumping speeds, and many other things. To see everything 5bot has to offer, click on the features page. For those who know CID Proxy, imagine of 5bot as the proxy, with a lot less bugs (hopefully none), many new features,no popups, no aimbot restrictions, fast support, and many other advantages.
What are the features of 5Bot?
* Auto hunting (leveling) for Trojans, Warriors, Ninjas and Archers and Taoists. Hunt within
o Works along a pre-defined path or randomly moving.
* Automatic XP Skill activation
o Automatically activates any XP skill of your choice (example: Cyclone, Superman, FatalStrike, NightDevil, etc)
* Pick up all items, and filter out all the useless items, drop them again, ensuring you get what you wanted only!
o You can filter by quality (refined,unique,elite,super), +1 items, potions, and any other specific items you might want.
* When auto hunting/looting you can disable refreshing of your characters position saving processing power which allows you to multi-task.
* Aimbot - Automatic aiming for FastBlade, ScentSword and Tornado. This works when the target walks as well as jumps.
* Speedhack - Two types of speedhack are available, cyclone speed and divine hare speed, this makes travelling a lot faster and can help you dodge attacks.
* Savable profiles mean even the extremely simple configuration of the proxy for general purposes does not need to be completed multiple times, or even at all. Profiles and as such hunting locations can be shared with ease.
* Ability to follow other players - Very useful for power leveling, rather than walking as the conquer client does 5Bot will jump after a selected player.
* Follow-Kill - Follows another player and constantly attacks them, great for melee characters.
* Automatically sit after any action (including jumps)
* For the purpose of saving time can disconnect a character in order to log in another, or to escape quickly, great for if you are red named.
* Ability to automatically disconnect on certain conditions
o This includes GMs,PMs,flashing, red, or black named players, low durability, etc.
* Auto-Pot - The program is able to automatically pot when a predefined limit is met. Available for both HP and Mana.
* Timed Disconnects
o You can chose when a character will disconenct (after what time)
* Automatically compose refined , unique, elite and super items onto your talismans
* A skill leveler that automatically uses any 2 pre-recorded skills
o Can be used as a stig-bot by recording stigma on a character, then meditation
o Can be also used to train skills such as Guard Summon
* Block Guild,Trade, and Team invites.
Our forum at http://cid7.net is online 24/7 and we are able to keep 24/7 support of our customers!
Feel free to visit our websites and services and become one of us!
Why bother buying DragonBalls when you can have your chars ingame do the work?
The decision is yours!
Classes
Aimbotters
The most pre-dominant class in the game. Trojans and warriors are a sub-class of aimbotters. 98% of Trojans are aimbotters. Most choose this class when they fail at life, and therefore need programs to cheat in-game to make themselves feel powerful irl.
Some of the greatest aimbotters can be found on the Dragon server namely: ament3 ~*~VietKarma~*~ ~Ëdu ^.^PaulinhA_157 ~D4nGeR~ jon8915-3
A little bit about ~D4nGeR~: He's a br and a internet tough guy that lives in Boston. Brazil is too much of a shit hole so he had to get the fuck outta there. He trolls around the forums and tries to lie about his hacks as much as he can. Of course his butt buddies believe it.
A little bit about about jon8915-3: One of the people that uses this character is an old asian man with a female character AKA YogiBear. Contact no. 1-909-821-5255
They are all basement dwellers and commonly share accounts so the lulz can be created round-the-clock.
Archers
The fastest levelers in the game. After reaching level 70 or so, you can power level lazy beginners for Virtue Points (They can be traded in for Meteors, more on this later). They can learn Scatter which hits all monsters in the area, it pisses of all other classes because they can't do it especially when you combine this with Fly... yes they can fly, too. You might think this would be a good choice, but Archers are a SUPPORT CLASS. A Trojan 10 levels lower then you can kill you. Since they can fly, however, they can be nothing more than annoying faggots since their class gets owned when a Trojan farts next to them.
Trojans
A basic fighter, they would be more interesting if they were more then Scent Sword (stupid line range attack). The game designers screwed up the jumping physics, so small female Trojans jump more quickly. If you want to be able to kill ANYTHING, you NEED to be a Trojan. Despite the fact their armor was clearly designed while the devs were drunk on gay fuel. ogok03, that can be found in server Phoenix is the strongest Archer and the most handsome man in Conquer Online. It's a shame he's also a cocksmoking fag, who absolutely loves it in the ass.
Taoists
This class branches out into water and fire. Fires Taoists are all right but they're not that interesting, seeing as they use Tornado ALL THE TIME, even though they have about a dozen of spells. They're kind of a support class, but they can defend themselves. Water Taoists are useless in a fight, they're only good for healing and reviving. If you see a Water Taoist, he/she is most likely with an Archer, like leech; Water Taoists are definitely a support class. Taos are currently the weirdest class in the game. The devs thought it would be a good idea to let Taos equip items with NO REQUIREMENTS ON THEIRS. Where other classes need to put STR or DEX, taos get away without, thus allowing them to soup up insane amounts of HP. WHERE IS THE LOGIC IN THAT?
Warriors
Weak Trojans, They have shields and...yeah. Anyone with a Warrior is a noob.
Ninja
As of december 2008, a new class has been introduced to the game; Ninja. they are said to have devastating attacks but they are a useless class as in this bunny hopping game you are not going to melee hit anyone unless they lag. this is one of many shit TQ has recently introduced into the game to bleed every penny from any idiot that has never heard of the word conned
Things to do on Conqueer
- Mining: The LONGEST, MOST BORING TASK EVAR.
- Go to the Training Grounds: Since leveling takes forever, you can go there to level slowly while away from your computer.
- Level: Pretty boring, if you're lucky you'll find a Meteor. Someone will probably loot it though.
- Get Power Leveled: If you're lazy (everyone in this fucking game is), you can ask an Archer to level you. EVERYONE does this with a Water Taoist as their first class since they are lazy faggots too busy fapping off to Pokemans pr0n.
- Bot: Mostly everyone bots, especially for mining. If you get caught you can buy your way out with DragonBalls, c what teh admins did thar?
DragonBalls and Meteors
DragonBalls are needed for everything. They can be bought for real money, which is ridiculous because it's basically like buying your way through the game, which defeats the purpose of playing it. Or you can find one, which is near impossible. Meteors are more common, and 1 DragonBall = 100 Meteors for some reason.
The Economy
The Conqueer Economy is fucked up. Because items and gold keep coming and coming, inflation is everywhere. Then if that's not bad enough, people buy DragonBalls and sell them for millions of gold pieces. It's a never-ending cycle where money is practically worthless.
Admins
The admins on this game deserve special mention for being even LAZIER than whatever you can think of. Conquer admins are guaranteed to be worse (if not, worst), sitting around collecting DragonBall sale money and giving special favors to those who buy them; Such as allowing them immunity to banning, ability to bot, and other such Faggotry.
They "update" the game by adding servers EVERY WEEK, yet can't seem to get a new one for their BBS. But for some reason, they keep adding servers while older ones are empty. Each server is supposed to have it's own admin, but they never login. If an admin logs in, it's most likely to delete the stuff of someone who bought DragonBalls with a fraudulent Credit Card.
People who play Conqueer
5090% Egyptian - This is the majority of the population on Conqueer Online since about 2007. They usually say "ty men" when they get pawned or laugh like "hhhhhhhhhhhh" in the forums. In the market they usually spam "am ned sobr amur 1sok men ok or no?" and when they want to get power leveled they say "man tem 99% man, ok or no?"- 4% Asia
- 3% Caucasian
- 2% basement dwellers from other random areas
- 1% David Lucas the Samurai
All 100% fag
Teh Hack
On August 26th 2007, a random person gained access to the GM panel. People from servers were banned left and right without warning at random. Much lulz followed.
Around late July to mid August 2007 the owners of conquer implemented a quest called, ‘the mystic merchant quest’. This let players to gain free experience to level faster. A user of the ‘elite pvp’ forums managed to hack the game which allowed them to gain unlimited experience- The months it took to reach the max level of 130 was achieved in merely 20 minutes. This caused a huge banning across all servers, as the retard owners of conquer are too stupid to secure their game. You could not expect them to ban the right accounts so this lead to many innocent players, people who did not buy dragon balls with real cash, have years of their life playing 24/7 wasted as their account became permanently banned. like the GAY FUCKS THEY ARE
The Community
As every other online game, this money vacuum has something people might refer to as a 'community', although the people in this 'community' rarely say anything helpful and don't even have half a braincell. Since this game has been spawned by the Chaiknees, it's a blatant effort to rob American teenagers' of their senses of motivation and intelligence. But all is not lost! Most players are intellectuals who name their characters after japanese ninja, clever plays on words or immortal ideas! The fierce top players' names alone strike fear into the hearts of their foes!
For instance:
- Ghost~Rider
- Dragon_slayer2
- ~~Badass~~
- -UnknowN-
- Warpinator!
- Catt
- Draqu
- Sesshoumaru
- DaddyDeuceDogg
- demon_dark
The complete list is here for those who care: http://co.rank.91.com/enzf
The Forum
This is the favorite place the Conqueer crackheads troll at, they have unique replies like 'lol owned' and of course have nothing else to do than make fun of the newbies. Thinking that they are superior to others by posting pointless crap make them feel good in the sad little life they have in their basement. While entering this forum you have a great amount of places to go to:
Announcement
Here is where the made-up Conqueer 'GameMasters' post 'updates'; you will rarely see those because the GM's are busy playing World of Warcraft and enlarging their amount of gold sellers to make even more money out of game crackheads. If you ever see an update that actually does something good, then you are dreaming.
FAQ (TroubleShooting)
Nobody actually gives a damn about this part of the forum. Why help retards that don't even understand the difference between their left and right hand?
Bugs
This place has everything TQ needs to do to make their money machine an even bigger money machine, but because they are too lazy and busy playing other games all this goes to waste and people will continue purchasing highly overpriced pixels to get some damn 'customer service' in this game, which is highly unlikely unless you spend around $500 per month.
Community Forum
Ah yes, the biggest collection of idiots and turds come together here to give each other a nice amount of buttsex while flaming each other. There are a few simple rules you might want to follow or else you will get flamed:
- Certain people are gods, they usually have a high postcount and they have to be admired and cocksucked, if you do not do this they will flame you with about 5 words and say something like 'get a life', 'haha owned' or the 'you fail' reply. Also, these people with 10000+ posts like to point out OTHER people take the Forums all too seriously.
- Do not talk positive about BRs, VNs, Egyptians or Romanians. You shall be slaughtered for saying so by the hungry crowd of cocksuckers this game has.
- Do make fun of the dead, do not defend them, because of course doing your most favorite thing in the world makes you a shitstain. Knowing that these people will probably die while masturbating on anime p0rn, people dying while doing what they love makes them fucktards.
- And a lot more, but just by acting like you don't care and are better than others, these mindless zombies will take you into their cult of racism and buttsex/cocksucking.
Chitchat-Matchup
Here you can see all the listed servers and their sad amount of players. You will find a lot of dramas on servers and a lot of whining and cocksucking, rarely you see a thread without flaming or bitching and of course these people have nothing better to do then prove that they are indeed better then you in an online game.
Favorite subjects are:
- Another sad lifeless noob reached level 130 (If it were by Training Grounds or not)
- xxx is a fagged because <Enter reason>.
- Oh my god you are hot have buttsex.
- I am quitting this game, for 2 days but don't tell, please tell me you care about me because I have no friends.
- More useless spam with teenagers trying to cyber each other on MSN.
Newcomer's Harbor
My, what a Harbor it is. It is your run-of-the-mill noob gathering- lots of crying and normal questions.
Tips and Hints
Why go here if you can just download hacks and bots? No reason to look here for tips because the latter two will get you a lot further then this.
Suggestions
Don't even bother posting a suggestion, the GMfags won't read them and if they ever do it will be placed in another game.
Off Topic
Another well respected place for no-life turdlovers, this place does it's name justice, there is absolutely no one with half a braincell in this place. The biggest amount of crap is posted here and will make you cry if you think about the fact that real people posted this crap. Between the sick amount of garbage you find here, you can sometimes find something that might be interesting, but that is as rare as a DragonBall drop.
Things to remember
- Mods abuse their powers because they can, certain mods think they are gods and have a big mouth you'd like to staple shut.
- Again, do not respect anyone for their opinion, go with the flow and flame everyone shitless because your postcount determines the amount of coolness you have.
- Lots of kiddies roam around like in every other game, but this place has the biggest amount of camwhores ever seen in existence; do not look into 'post picture' threads if you do not like Asian girls (between the age of 10-20, exceptions are there) who try to get people to say they are cute and hot and later try to manipulate them into giving them loot.
WILL THIS EVER END?
A private server project is in beta. Qonquer, the programmer behind this glorious idea is removing all that DragonBall purchasing bullshit, the terrible physics, the terrible quests, and the terrible admins. It's online, but the server gets wiped every so often for testing.
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