Conspiracy
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
- 9/11 was a government conspiracy, maybe by The US Government and/or Jews
- ED has a conspiracy where most of the users are the same person, and that person is a Jew
- John Seigenthaler Sr., a closet Jew, was the second gunman who shot JFK - who was himself a Roman Catholic (and thus a pedo Jew)
- Illuminati, which is run by the Jews using giant luminous candles made from members of the ex-Hitler fandom
- Furluminati, which is inhaled by the Jews as a means of getting to heaven (which, of course, is impossible due to their overly Jewy Jewness)
- Mind control is the cause of all your problems, including the Jews
- Not a coincidence that the Jews did "it"
- Al Gore, a scientist, created Global Warming so people would vote for leftards
