Cool your jets

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Cool your jets is an unfunny forced meme that started on /b/ last Friday during an epic Stickam raid. After being used for lulzy trolling of stickam user Jeremy_Jetfire, it was unjustly declared a meme and furiously overused on other targets.

[edit] Definition

Cool your jets is said to someone who needs to lower the temperature of his/her jets. See below for an example.

[edit] Cause

Many things can cause one's jets to heat to dangerous levels.

• Barrel rolls
• Tits and/or Ass may cause a male's (or dyke's) jets to overheat
• Cock may cause a female's (or fag's) jets to overheat
• Fire may cause a jet's jets to overheat

[edit] Remedies

In the event that your jets begin to overheat, any of the following measures may be taken to save your jets.

• 1. Avoiding the heat source for a certain amount of time
• 2. Removing articles of clothing
• 3. Fapping
• 4. Doing fewer barrel rolls
• 5. ????
• 6. PROFIT!!!
  

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