Corgi
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This article covers the Pembroke Welsh Corgi, for the Cardigan Welsh Corgi please click here
A corgi is a type of herding dog, however, since there are at least 100 types of herding dogs, and because of their long body, big ears and paws, and lack of a tail we can ascertain that this breed was either invented as a companion to midgets or just strictly for the lulz.
[edit] Drama
On May 30, 2007 performance artist Mark McGowan consumed some Corgi meat live on air to protest the accused cruelty by Prince Philip during the hunting and killing of a fox in January. He posted it on JewTube because he thought it was lulzworthy.
His "anti-cruelty protest" caused alot of drama OTI and had him b& from animal voices on lj see irony
However, a basset hound named Bobbi claims to have the body of corgi eater Mark McGown in a small freezer aboard his private yacht. Bobbi has set sail and plans to create his own art by eating the artist, vomiting him up and eating him again. He has photographers standing by to film the event in case the puke takes an artsy turn of stomach.
"It's time somebody protested protesters protesting by eating animals," says Bobbi's press representative, Porky Pig. "Animals are always getting a raw meal, I mean a raw deal," claims Mr. Pig.
So far there has been no response from McGowan himself. There has also been no official missing persons reports filed in the case.
[edit] Fun Facts
- A corgi is the only reason why anyone watches Cowboy Beebop.
- Corgis are the favoured dog of Queen Elizabeth II
- Corgis are loyal, and help raise money for their owners. HAHAHA...Disregard that, I suck cocks
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