Cow
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Sometimes a polite euphamism for fat whore.
Popular believe has it that COW is an acronym for 'can of worms', while the more scientifically directed meaning of this word would most likely be: bull, steer, oxen, yak, buffalo, bovine, heifer.
A cow's anatomy consists not of bone, blood, or brains, but: 25% milk, 25% steak, 25% beef, and 85% prions, not to mention their midichlorian count is off the scale.
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[edit] What sound does a cow make?
The philosophical question of the century Answer to philosophical question of the century:
One relative to girlvinyl.
[edit] What are prions?
You could say prions are the mysterious proteins that cause Mad Cow Disease (Bovine spongiform encephalopathy if you want to get serious) but in actuality are aliens (not Mexicans) in starships sent from a residing galaxy not too far away.
Prions are the invisible little alien beings that come to formally rape you when you're dreaming about naughty things (like sex with cows) ;) Do not get it confused with your stepfather.
Prions have built many civilizations in the past (some say Atlantis) but we have yet to learn more about them. They take fancy to pants and tea though so we suspect the British are descendants of the Prion empire. Evidence has yet to turn up as Prions are not yet materialized in actual form.... yet.
Keep your wet pants on.
[edit] Boy or Girl Cow
How do you tell the difference? You will have to learn this on your own, the hard way.
From a webpage long taken down called I LIEK MILK!!!: "SOME OF YOU MAY BE WONDERING JUST WHERE THE MILK COMES FROM? WELL LET ME TELL YOU! UNDERNEATH THE COW IS A GIANT FAT SACK WITH FOUR FLESHY KNOBS POKING OUT OF IT, THESE ARE CALLED UTTERS! YOU CAN GET THE MILK BY GETTING A BUKET AND PULLING ON THEM YOU HAVE TO BE GENTEL THOUGH OR THE COW GETS REALLY MAD! ALSO WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T TRY THIS ON THE MALE COW THEY ONLY HAVE ONE AND IT TAKES FOREVER TO MILK AND THE MILK IS TOO THICK I FOUND THIS OUT TEH HARD WAY"
Note: There is no such thing as a male cow. Anyone who calls a bull a male cow is likely to buy a new monitor and say they bought a new computer and then complain how nothing is running faster.
